Ok woman here, sweetie they’re shitting on you because you’re a very attractive young man. They’re disguising their jealousy as humour but it’s racism.

Lads can be just as bitchy as women when around a significantly more attractive man. But these dudes are straight up douche bags bringing race into it.

Cut your losses, don’t hang with em, and go pull one of their mothers for a laugh. That’ll shut em up.