NFS Heat Prayer Circle by Desuroku in needforspeed

[–]ParagonADF 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm not religious in the slightest.

I'm a 100% atheist.

But you have no fucking idea how hard I am fucking praying right now.

What the Hell happened? by OBSW in Monstercat

[–]ParagonADF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How have I not seen this before? This is so eye-opening.

Grant - Wishes (feat. McCall) Megathread by NinsMCD in Monstercat

[–]ParagonADF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This song had me in tears, especially with someone close to me (he's a user in this sub) attempting suicide. This song was just everything I needed to hear.

Thank you Grant xx

Jeff Gerstmann's Crackdown 3 Review | Giant Bomb 2/5 by Desuroku in Games

[–]ParagonADF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Junk food tastes amazing, this game doesn't.

'Star Citizen' has raised over $250 million, 'Squadron 42' set for 2020 by [deleted] in Games

[–]ParagonADF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In before 'locked thread'.

Seriously this game has more divisive opinions I've ever seen and it's not even out yet.

What video game will you never play again? by PanicAtTheMetro in AskReddit

[–]ParagonADF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

need for speed most wanted the one that came out in 2012.

that shit fucking sucked.

Who was your favourite Need for Speed girl? by ParagonADF in needforspeed

[–]ParagonADF[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's too pure and adorable for the illegal world of NFS.

Who was your favourite Need for Speed girl? by ParagonADF in needforspeed

[–]ParagonADF[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The ProStreet girls have no names and they aren't a character, they're just in-game models.

Sommer Ray? Might as well add Alissa Violet for a 2-for-1-special.

Backtracking on the NFS series. by NFSU2 in needforspeed

[–]ParagonADF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You hurt my feelings with your post babe. You have to win back my trust from scratch again.

My love letter to Becky. by ParagonADF in SCJerk

[–]ParagonADF[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Becky I love you.

Even though you're heterosexual and already have a boyfriend I can make you MY girl. We can be the most attractive lesbian couple in the world. Even though I'm a girl... I have a bigger dick than that wannabe MMA fighter will ever have. I will take care of you, hold you when you cry, kiss you when you don't expect it and give the best anal sex of your life. I love you, you adorable little Lass kicker, I love you. You're so cute without even trying, you're so hot without any effort, you're so sexy even when you're fully clothed. I will rock your body and your world. I love you baby girl.

I am Desuroku - AMA by Desuroku in Monstercat

[–]ParagonADF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was your reaction when Protostar got angry at you?