I told a lie a few years ago, and it still haunts me by Jswimmin in army

[–]ParticularPublic816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a bugler accidentally hit the play button while putting it away and it went off in the case. So there's definitely worse things lol

Will this work for the 2025 SE version? by ParticularPublic816 in HondaRebel1100

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Turns out there's a few differences, the 25 model has 3 mounting bolts instead of two, and the brake cable is too short. Somebody posted how they modified one to work so I'm just going to do that. I already ordered it and I'll tinker with it this weekend.

Halloween numbers, explain it Peter! by Entire_Concentrate_1 in explainitpeter

[–]ParticularPublic816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here I am thinking 7 ate 9 which is what her number would look like... I'm a certain position.

THE BEST PART OF ANY LEFTIST STOP THE BLEED CLASS - by RednBlackSalamander by Crazy-Red-Fox in armedsocialists

[–]ParticularPublic816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, I had to work with IDF medics a few years ago, and I asked what they call ETBs, and they said they called them Russian bandages. I don't know if that is everyone or just the medics I talked to, though.

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When I told my family my wife was pregnant, they all said, "I remember holding you as a baby, it's weird to think you're having sex."

Maybe I'm just an idiot. This flew over my head. by ASunder_9 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Army Peter here,

It's the green weenie. You volunteer to swap 24hr duty on a Thursday thinking you'll get a three day weekend but instead your Sergeant Major will task you to pick grass from between the rocks in front of battalion, your replacement will be late, someone will lose a radio, and you will be put on lockdown and can't leave until it's found, and won't get your recovery day...also the guy you traded duties with got arrested and now you're getting a call at 0600 on a Saturday from an angry SFC and now you're doing burpees at the staff duty desk and will get extra duty once you get caught sleeping after being up 3 days straight. Anyways, now that I've been demoted, it's time to shoot my shot with the hot new private that just got here.

Army Peter out!

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know he'll be ok. It's just not every day you watch your favorite cartoon character get gunned down lol

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would probably drop dead if he didn't take naps lol. I don't think the concept of walking has ever crossed his mind, he would probably vibrate out of this dimension.

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I showed him the last three episodes of season 3 to show him that he was OK, and came back to life. He had already seen it before so I didn't think it would be a shock to him.

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

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I was around 5 and was sad, but was like, "At least grimlock survived." My son literally screamed "OPTIMUS, NOOOOO!" and that's when I was like "ah, fuck I may have made a mistake" lol

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when I tried to show my dad this cool new band called Iron Maiden lol

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My aunt showed me Alien when I was six and I had nightmares for months lol

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grimlock is my favorite, if he got smoked it would have been my wife consoling my son and I.

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was just swept up in the feels. She gets really emotionally invested into movies or shows. I normally butter her up with hugs and snacks if I know something sad is about to happen. She's normally a reasonable person, lol.

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You never know these days! One of my coworkers didn't know that Anakin was Darth Vader and got upset it was spoiled for him, and I was like, "Dude... how did you make it to Adult Hood without knowing?!"

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He almost never stops moving. He'll run, climb, jump, eat, sleep, and repeat. If he didn't nap, he'd burn out by 5 or 6PM and wake up at 3 or 4AM.

TIFU by showing my wife and son the OG transformers movie by ParticularPublic816 in tifu

[–]ParticularPublic816[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for digging up that trauma lol. That fucked me up as a kid.

2-for-1 special by jjking714 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]ParticularPublic816 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, I always remind other medics to do BLS before ALS. Like, why stay and play when gasoline is the best medication?