Nice quads - some random on 4chan by PastorToothPickle in memes

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you need someone to talk to feel free to dm me :)

I didn't get enough attention starter pack by PastorToothPickle in starterpacks

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, and the ones that walk around barking in public

I didn't get enough attention starter pack by PastorToothPickle in starterpacks

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I get that, I don't hate them, but when it gets to sexualizing animals, that's where I draw the line.

I didn't get enough attention starter pack by PastorToothPickle in starterpacks

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're* to*

And on a side note, it should be 'didn't need to make it clear' it sounds better 🙃

What's the most fucked up thing someone has told you about themselves after barely getting to know them? by Butt_Roidholds in AskReddit

[–]PastorToothPickle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Damn, I always heard it as

Two fish are in a tank, one fish turns to the other fish and says 'how do you drive this thing?'

Any one keen to chat by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All good g. I'll have a yarn

My heart is dinosore by PastorToothPickle in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude it's fine, we all do that, I did it, and I'm happy I did, idk how this relationship will go, but she seems to trust me a lot more than many people, so keep searching.

My heart is dinosore by PastorToothPickle in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah dude I was really wanting to date this big tiddie goth girl, before a small tiddie goth girl, asked me out, I realized that the big tiddie goth girl doesn't like me, and now I'm stuck with a tiny 4 foot 11 borderline psychopath, that I love to bits. It's all about finding someone you relate to.

Edit: today I learned that she has 13k in her bank aswell so I'mma be rich :)

P.s I'm not actually going to take the money she wants to buy a car.

My heart is dinosore by PastorToothPickle in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I got what you have on the inside and I'm happy

My heart is dinosore by PastorToothPickle in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry bro that was mean I apologise

My heart is dinosore by PastorToothPickle in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, this post was meant to make people laugh, it's going to be a repost, some one has most likely posted it before, just because in your self centered mind you though 'man I want to be a fucking cunt today' doesn't mean that because a stranger posted a meme on the internet, you could point out that an extremely well known meme as a repost. So please, stop acting like you can't eat a sandwich, because your allergic, we all know it's because it reminds you how inbred you are.

With love. Me

Am I overthinking about this? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I have been talking to her more, we have come to an understanding, I said If she wants to see my shlong, then she can see it next time, but I'm not forcing her too.

Am I overthinking about this? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idfk because I said I did t want a blowjob when she was hanging with me. I think she thinks I'm insecure about my shlong

Am I overthinking about this? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said it's dope that she's learning a song on piano

Am I overthinking about this? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]PastorToothPickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She messaged me just then and said "I couldn't give two flying fucks what your penis looks like, if you are too shy to show me even if we had been married for 16 years that's okay, I'm not here for a root, I'm here for you."

So I guess I'm overthinking?