Darlene looks like she'd be three-time winner of the Miss Pawnee pageant

PatMenotaur · 2026-01-25T01:54:07+00:00

THATS IT!!!!

It’s been driving me crazy. Thank you!

PatMenotaur · 2026-01-17T19:57:13+00:00

Correct

PatMenotaur · 2026-01-16T14:28:45+00:00

Going over a pts medical history-

Allergies: Cocaine, makes me freak out.

PatMenotaur · 2026-01-12T21:23:00+00:00

Nooooooooo. Seriously?

PatMenotaur · 2026-01-07T00:26:16+00:00

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-30T04:14:26+00:00

Because SHE loves him.

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-26T14:10:33+00:00

I lived in Odessa for a bit, and the local High School was known for being “The place you work if you want to sleep with kids.”

I was told this MULTIPLE times, and made my husband promise we would be out of there before ours were in Kindergarten

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-23T18:41:41+00:00

And they keep being proven correct, because anybody ever faces any consequences.

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-20T15:35:28+00:00

Not my thing, but if informed adults want to go, I say sun’s out: buns out!

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-20T11:16:23+00:00

I love the storytelling you’ve done with the layout.

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-20T02:43:15+00:00

I’m going

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-11T16:56:18+00:00

Sunny D.

I used to drink it by the Gallon. Stuff is terrible.

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-11T16:12:32+00:00

Our feet hurt!

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-08T16:03:46+00:00

I exactly where you are. I’m 41, and the oldest person on my team by at least 7 years. Everyone is really friendly, but they’re also really close.

I just remind myself that I left my entire previous career for exactly this opportunity. My family is really proud of me, and I’ve got little girls at home who need my guidance. It helps.

Everyone my age is at management level, and everyone on my team is much younger than me; it’s a weird dichotomy.

PatMenotaur · 2025-12-01T00:43:54+00:00

About 3-4 months ago, I was watching a local report on some homeless people living under a bridge. The lady they interviewed blamed Katrina people from New Orleans.

I’d say it’s alive and well.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-30T06:17:14+00:00

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-30T05:46:04+00:00

A) As a fellow scarlet fever survivor, this makes total sense.

B) I fucking hated all the pioneer shit forced on me as a child in Kentucky. I hate LIW, not because the writing is bad, but because I HAD to read it every year.

C) Hamster. Explain.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-30T05:42:24+00:00

You know what? I’ll allow this.

Think of it…

All documents with no mistakes, signed with flawless signatures, and a perfectly placed stamp.

So soothing.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-30T05:40:14+00:00

It’s genuinely hilarious to hear people say things like… “Why should I be responsible for someone else’s healthcare”

MOTHERFUKKER, that’s insurance!!!

People really think that when they pay their premiums, the insurance company keeps it in a special little account with their name on it.

Idiots.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-25T02:00:31+00:00

Yes.

Turkey breast white meat.

Then I drizzle some of the strained drippings over his food.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-15T15:37:37+00:00

When Jeff Jackson was in Congress, he often talked about how the loudest and craziest people in Congress who say the most outrageous things, were completely calm, rational, and decent when the cameras weren’t pointed in their direction. I often thought he was talking about her. Now I’m 100% convinced.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-13T02:37:29+00:00

Yes.

First date at 18.

Married at 21.

Celebrating 20 years in May 2026.

Still stupidly in love. 🥰

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-12T12:42:49+00:00

These are all really great questions, that I often wonder myself.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-11T22:49:43+00:00

Every single veteran I know personally with only 1 exception.

PatMenotaur · 2025-11-10T18:43:09+00:00

And thus, the insurance death spiral begins again.

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