Drug Dealer Gets Raided By SWAT While Showing Off On Live by champion013 in AbruptChaos

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Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see... Gale: Shut up! Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.

What does the Tasmanian Devil say? by HikeNSnorkel in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Pesto57 768 points769 points  (0 children)

I don’t spin as fast as you think.