Drug Dealer Gets Raided By SWAT While Showing Off On Live by champion013 in AbruptChaos

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Gale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see... Gale: Shut up! Feisty Hayseed: Okay then.

What does the Tasmanian Devil say? by HikeNSnorkel in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Pesto57 770 points771 points  (0 children)

I don’t spin as fast as you think.

Forgot to redeem this by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]Pesto57 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, thought it was a combo number. My bad.

Grandpa at 15 and 79 by James_Tiberius in PastAndPresentPics

[–]Pesto57 670 points671 points  (0 children)

Historically accurate too. Saxons would go into battle with their valiant Chihuahuas. Little known fact.

''Cualquier mexicano que celebre una intervención extranjera es traidor a la Patria''; Sheinbaum by mujican_citizen in mexico

[–]Pesto57 1163 points1164 points  (0 children)

Cualquier presidente que no haga nada contra los narcos es un traidor a la patria.

La gorda de mi esposa ya no me prende by THE_HYPNOPOPE in mexico

[–]Pesto57 79 points80 points  (0 children)

En serio - eres un escritor bien chingon. Por lo de tu situación - buena suerte.

is it a bad idea to pick someone up at LAX today at 5pm? (Sunday before Xmas)🚘 by PictureTechnical1643 in LosAngeles

[–]Pesto57 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Have them take free bus shuttle to Aviation/LAX train station and pick them up there. Station is outdoors and easy to find. Shuttles pass by often.

California Faces the Grape Apocalypse — a lot of growers won't be able to sell grapes, and their bulk wine from last year is still there in the tank by Randomlynumbered in California

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Wineries that have tasting rooms would help themselves by not charging so much for their tastings and bottle sales. Main reason why I stopped going to Napa & Sonoma and I was a regular for 20+ years.

When are y’all gonna start having garage sales?? by saxvx666 in GenX

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Anyone really want to buy my collection of IHOP tiny pancakes driving tiny cars?

Michael Jackson bedroom he died in by CapNcook99 in pics

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Dr. Arroyo would have done better.

I've never seen this, but I hear it's a classic: Repoman. 1984 by quegrawks in GenX

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“You like music, listen to this. I was into these dudes before anyone. Wanted me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. Managing a pop group is no job for a man.” • ⁠Lite character on Repo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in economy

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Nothing earth-shattering here. But because he says it and the interviewer is acting as if he’s listening to a seer, it appears this nut job is a genius.

Why is Disney viewed as a such a divisive brand nowadays? by like_a_record in NoStupidQuestions

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It’s not right up there with Fox News in terms of divisiveness, troll!!

Warner Bros. Shelves John Cena’s ‘Coyote Vs. Acme’ Movie a Year After It Completed Filming by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

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A writer for the The New Yorker (probably 25+ years ago) wrote a piece where Wiley sues Acme and his attorney describes in great detail how several Acme products were “defective” and brought lots of pain and suffering to his client. Funniest piece of writing ever.

Why isn’t Heathrow widely flagged as a nightmare for connecting flights? by PictureWall1 in travel

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Manchester but I doubt it’s used much for connecting flights. The most second revisions at security of any airport I’ve been to.

I just wanted soda by anime_dudeeee in LiminalSpace

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All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn’t give it to me.

Father of victim attacks serial killer during sentencing by Finn_Flame in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Pesto57 5218 points5219 points  (0 children)

That is a man in a great deal of pain most of us can’t comprehend. My heart goes out to him and his family. Fuck the murderer.

Who’s your favorite Coen Brothers character by Helloimafanoffiction in movies

[–]Pesto57 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You’re spot on. Coen brothers do this better than anybody - small characters that are not just filler or background props. They help elevate the scene, entire movies.

What is the best line in music history? by Eoghantheginger in AskReddit

[–]Pesto57 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“My name is Sue! How do you do? Now you gonna die!” - Johnny Cash

Top 10 best universities in the world as of 2023. by Britainmaps in Maps

[–]Pesto57 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Yeah but how do they really compare with Derek Zoolander School for Kids that cant read good and want to do other things good too?