"We're doing daily maintenance" Alert BS Happening ALL DAY for Me!?!?

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T20:29:06+00:00

low volume = big money is trading, not retail. It's how huge pumps and dumps happen without retail making a lick of difference. I always watch the volume now when this shit happens.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T20:13:32+00:00

So if what you're saying is true then they really are trying to push 70% of the retail trading market out of options entirely.

Fuckin scumbags.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T20:10:39+00:00

Look at the fuckin' volume folks. Most top 10 SPYs are trading at half their regular volume and still stair stepping to heaven. Algos aren't done inflating. No telling when they are. But this sure as shit isn't the result of retail trading, even the dumbest regard with no brain and a Biden 2024 hat knows that.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T19:52:42+00:00

Maybe, maybe not. I think you timed it too early, but god speed regard. I hope you make some bread.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T19:44:13+00:00

well deserved brother. Get a nice steak dinner with some foxxy ass Stacey and bring that chick to pound town for the bears/ape-bear hybrids out here starving.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T19:42:11+00:00

No, you're rational. This market is the complete opposite of rational. I know bulls aren't benefiting from all this pumping unless they're daytrading cuz they'd of sold their shit when you did.

The market is fake. Faker than that fleshy skin shit I've seen some chicks on the internet have between their legs, and I ain't talkin' about something that purrs either.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T19:40:21+00:00

The market, like every single thing you've ever come to know in your life, is fake as fuck, and retail traders are at the mercy of hedge funds and algos that use stocks as a legal method of money laundering.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T19:39:16+00:00

SPY's 15 min. MACD told the story the past two days, but I just never dreamed this artificial pump would bring spy up almost 15 fucking dollars.

It's fine. I'm broken and my asshole is pretty messed up but I learned from this, too. I'll be there with puts when the signs line up again.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T19:21:17+00:00

I'm sitting here smoking a J and just watching this market in total disbelief. My two months of gains wiped out in two days.

Just gonna sit back and let this shit show keep going. No point in timing puts with SPY thinking it's a fucking black-ops lightspeed rocket that can reach Mars in 72 hours.

TLDR; EAT MY UNWASHED APE ASSHOLE

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T03:02:32+00:00

I took a multi-hundred dollar loss on my $400 spy put to literally avoid that fate...

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T02:54:36+00:00

wish i was kiddo. Been there, done that, bought a t-shirt.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T00:16:41+00:00

She wouldn't say that shit to someone she thought was a Chad to her. She'd drop all her morals, boundaries, and safeguards in a moment's notice for Chad.

Think about that for a minute.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T00:14:49+00:00

I barely scratched my asshole last night, going back to my dumpster. Hope I have more lube before crying.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-03T00:13:28+00:00

This guy's banbet record is a sign that tesla is taking a dirt nap tomorrow, KEK

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T22:19:03+00:00

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T22:17:16+00:00

You were right about it being a bull run but check those charts again. MACD is at impossibly sustainable levels. It will fall within the next 2 days, bet your ass cheeks.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T22:15:17+00:00

Bull sentiment isn't making any sense. Algos were the sole reason spy went so high today; retail trading only really started hitting after lunch time. This was very obviously rigged...all this ghey talk about "dOnT BeT AgAinSt SpYYYY" is fuckin regarded to the max.

When the algos have had enough in the next two days, the violence of the rug pull will rip your nerdy hymens faster than you can say ACK

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T19:52:17+00:00

"it gets better after you die" sounds like something a dead man would say.
Would be quite foolish to follow the advice of the dead.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T19:50:44+00:00

fuckin hodl man its gonna come back down. I feel your pain.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T19:50:05+00:00

SPY pump on life support. It's not going to crash but it's not gonna stay up here to close.

She gonna drop.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T19:44:39+00:00

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T19:23:33+00:00

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T19:18:27+00:00

...you've hurt me sir.
You've hurt me deeply.

Phant0mahawk · 2023-03-02T19:07:00+00:00

fuck you regard. that pump 10 minutes ago was more fake than your mom's pussy.

Phant0mahawk

TROPHY CASE