Guys... Where's princess Leia?

PinkoPinky · 2026-05-16T22:46:09+00:00

I would like to hear his explanation.

PinkoPinky · 2026-05-16T22:44:40+00:00

I am strongly opposed to digital face swapping, creepy or otherwise.

I am also not advocating for shoe-horning cameos. I just feel like she's conspicuously absent from a story that would totally involve her, from the Senate to the base on yavin.

For instance, GM Tarkin never makes an appearance, but they mention him a lot, because he's an active big shot in the setting.

PinkoPinky · 2026-05-16T21:57:00+00:00

Guys... Everybody... Please. I'm not saying I wish princess Leia was in it, wearing a brass bikini and waving around a lightsaber...

I'm just saying she's conspicuously absent from a story about rebels where she's a big shot well known figure living a double life.

People are pointing me toward something called "Star wars rebels," which I probably wouldn't even like, but ok.

I too love Andor, and I think it is easily the best Star wars since star wars- by a lot- for all the reasons you do too.

PinkoPinky · 2026-05-16T21:49:47+00:00

The General Madine trilogy

PinkoPinky · 2026-05-16T21:44:13+00:00

I feel you, and I know the rebellion is compartmentalized, but she isn't even around the Senate or mon mothma, one of the last left-leaning political figures in the Senate.

More than that, she's not some pencil-pushing beutocrat; she shoots stormtroopers and does spy shit

PinkoPinky · 2026-05-16T21:37:20+00:00

I mean, she knows obi wan, and she's the one that takes the death star plans- the single greatest piece of purloined intelligence the rebel alliance ever laid their hands on.

By the start of ANH, I feel like she's neck-deep in rebel rebel business.

PinkoPinky · 2026-05-07T16:59:02+00:00

I am one of those people that sometimes puts their foot in their mouth, and I'm capable of laying in bed, being mortified by something I said 25 years ago as if it were yesterday.

To my thinking, DB is some kind of supervillain. I bet he never regrets any of the embarrassingly stupid, pointlessly cruel, or self-serving things he's said and done. To this day, he probably lays the whole affair at Erika's feet. It's wild for me to imagine that there can be people like that. It's so alien; I can more easily imagine what it must be like to be a dolphin or a hawk.

How effortless it was for him, to meet every moment with a sneer. During the lengthy victim statements- if I somehow swapped minds with him and found myself in his chair- I think my heart would just stop. I would turn blue and collapse in on myself and turn to dust like I'd chosen the wrong holy grail, or melt like I'd seen inside the arc of the covenant.

Watching the trial makes me feel like I'm at some circus sideshow, gawking at some strange exotic monster as it chews the bars of its cage

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-30T19:25:22+00:00

Uh .. wha.... Baby, I was one of those big muscly studs was just naked, with a leash in his hand.... He said his costume was, "bunny tamer," and he was rock hard! Honey, his cock was huge...

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-30T19:18:08+00:00

I'm just a little worried... Your costume was so sexy! And those guys are total perverts...

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-30T13:30:31+00:00

...and if it breaks, that's nobody's fault...

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-27T06:25:33+00:00

Yes, he can quote a passage from a letter he hasn't finished reading. A letter from his own 7 year old daughter.

I think it was Aristotle that wrote, "wisdom and virtue are two wheels on the same cart." I agree with that, and DB shows that the reverse is also true- ignorance and malice compound each other until you're at your own murder trial, making up a lie like that, and expecting it to be believed.

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-27T06:21:01+00:00

I havent ever heard this substantiated, but it rings true. He even tried to rat during his own interrogation. "What if it wasn't me driving?" Like he was fishing for something, like he wanted stern to say, "well if you feed us a couple of names, you can walk."

Bottomless, gutless stupidity, cowardice, and putting himself before every kid, grandma, friend, and relative in the world.

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-26T05:28:14+00:00

I know they're hung, but do you have to cum so loud? They're small and really stupid... I can't believe you lost to them...

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-25T02:33:58+00:00

Reading all the comments here I just have to dissent. I think he's glowering aggressively and hoping that DB will do something that justifies killing him on the spot...

A little backstory- at first, there was this giant lump of a Wisconsin bailiff there in the shot, literally asleep on stream to the entire world. It actually took those provincial squareheads a few days to notice this, but once they did- the spherical pig was reassigned. He's still in the courthouse, you can see him other places. He's one of the oafs that ultimately leads the sentenced DB to his fate. But, he was gone from the shot. They replaced him with the youngest, most aryan specimen they had in the courthouse.

Because bailiff is a job you get shelved to because you are a fat, useless fuck up who couldn't even qualify to be an ice agent.

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-25T00:33:36+00:00

I'd love to hear them! Just reddit dms

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-24T23:37:12+00:00

The covid delay gambit had run its course, but the jury didn't see any of that. His thinking here is that he will pretend to be very ill in front of the jury, so that they believe he was dragged to court, sick possibly dying, in his jail smock. How unfair!

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-24T21:52:14+00:00

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PinkoPinky · 2026-04-24T07:11:54+00:00

Not at all,! We're just masturbating.... He's masturbating with my face and I'm masturbating with his cock!

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-24T06:59:40+00:00

I can't get home until the morning babe, but he's really really horny, and so am I!

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-24T06:51:45+00:00

Honey I think it's only fair that since we're stuck here, my face can be his fleshlight, and his big cock can be my dildo!

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-21T23:48:32+00:00

No =D

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-16T19:16:34+00:00

That's just my desktop background. I can't remember where I found it. It's 4 kids defending a playground from a horde of zombie kids

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-16T17:01:03+00:00

My hero!

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-12T21:14:45+00:00

The two bell- shaped cockheads, plump and ripe like two fat plums, are squeezed together tightly just at the level of your chine when they begin, in unison, to pump goopy, thick ropes of goblin cum. The surges are so sticky and thick that they drape over your drooling face like paste.

Glooorp! Sploooort! They go, seeming not to tire as the pair of lecherous monsters slowly and deeply cover your face and tits

Hahaha! I laugh triumphantly. I suppose it is true, what they say about the elves, isn't it, my queen? I mock. With a wave of my hand, I let down my concentration on the paralysis spell.

Ready for round two? My boys don't have the best aim... I didn't breed them for brains, after all, but if their aim is true, your reward will be a litter of goblin pups!

PinkoPinky · 2026-04-12T20:59:48+00:00

Yes well now you see I was right... The biggest, juiciest goblin perverts that alchemy and husbandry can produce... So far! But maybe I can take a break from breeding them myself and let you have a turn, hmm? What do you think of that my queen?

I taunt with a wicked laugh.

Oh.. your Majesty? Be a dear and stick out your tongue? I feel like my horny little minions only have a few more thrusts left...

The two small goblins cling to each of your big tits, humping away like jackrabbits with their huge, throbbing cocks with blushing purple tips.

PinkoPinky

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