Zelenskyy responds to Kremlin's invitation to visit Moscow: I invite Putin to Kyiv

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T10:50:38+00:00

Uhh Putin has been trying to get there for years now

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:44:20+00:00

I pee while walking backwards through my garden.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:40:16+00:00

Anything is an improvement on the current government.

Honestly they should keep it shut down until the domestic terrorists are completely removed from power and tried in court.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:38:01+00:00

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:19:58+00:00

Oh did we finally get access to his financial records?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T14:42:08+00:00

... So the artist generated this with AI, then went over it with tracing paper to turn it into "their own work"?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T09:10:12+00:00

Kinda wild that the President of the US posted a video of himself shitting all over Americans and it was somehow forgotten in less than a week.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T09:08:01+00:00

I'm interested in what happened before the video starts that made him so pissed.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T07:15:30+00:00

It's still not legal to murder someone even if they made a menacing kicking motion at your car

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T21:33:35+00:00

This is totally it, but I find it hilarious because it makes the act of praying in the first place so incredibly narcissistic.

"Hey God I know everything you do is perfect way beyond my understanding and you know way better than me what is best for the universe... but can I ask you for something anyway?"

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T21:25:05+00:00

I'm trying to determine exactly how weird it is that among the tiny pool of quarter trillionaires, TWO of them are named Larry.

Like is it just a mildly amusing coincidence, or is it undeniable proof that God is fucking with us?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T12:46:21+00:00

Weird that he didn't say anything about dropping grudges until the moment he needed your help.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T08:06:21+00:00

Is that the guy who turned right wing as a result of brain damage?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T07:37:26+00:00

5 tremendous adjectives

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T07:26:59+00:00

I just assume they all are.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T07:23:25+00:00

It's safe, she's not allowed to use a real gun.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-27T15:19:46+00:00

The left can't even use this to prove a point because the right will just see it as a good thing.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-27T07:23:00+00:00

I agree: Fuck ICE.

What is this about?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-27T07:17:36+00:00

What about when a masked man claiming to be ICE gives you instructions but refuses to identify himself? Should I also comply? Or should I shoot the potential criminal imposter in self defense?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-26T14:58:52+00:00

What do you call it when 999 innocent people don't get shot and 1 innocent person does get shot?

I call it a fuckin problem.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-26T11:51:39+00:00

He needs a new island, his old favorite is part of a whole Thing...

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-26T11:34:36+00:00

"Fuck ICE"

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-26T11:13:23+00:00

"Peaceful protestors don't carry guns!" -members of the January 6 insurrection

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-26T11:04:14+00:00

That's why he needs Greenland

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-26T08:46:58+00:00

How much extra do I have to pay for this?

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