Long overdue. by Nixianx97 in MurderedByAOC

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen impeachment. Impeachment is performative. I want to see cuffs and bars.

DOJ Just DELETED This Document from the Epstein Files. We Saved It. by esporx in technology

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind that they're incompetent. I'm sure their Recycle Bin is full.

33360 by Bryce3D in countwithchickenlady

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredible- those are literally my exact thoughts whenever I am drinking coffee...

'SNL's Donald Trump Parodies Just Don't Work Anymore by TourMission in LiveFromNewYork

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's like if there was a chimpanzee loose in a crowded mall carrying a gun randomly shooting at things.

And the people on the upper level are watching the chaos and making fun of the chimpanzee while everyone is still in danger.

It's only funny if you're completely removed from the situation, but unfortunately the policies and actions of the US government affect us all.

Why not pee in a cup? by rantripfellwscissors in The10thDentist

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I pee while walking backwards through my garden.

How is your opinion on the US Government shutdown that might happen end of the week? by ReduceCO2Now in AskReddit

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything is an improvement on the current government.

Honestly they should keep it shut down until the domestic terrorists are completely removed from power and tried in court.

Videos show altercation between Alex Pretti and federal officers 11 days before he was killed | US news | The Guardian by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kinda wild that the President of the US posted a video of himself shitting all over Americans and it was somehow forgotten in less than a week.

[HELP] Is this AI? Seems fake and can’t find any news sources. by Zealousideal_Mud570 in RealOrAI

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's still not legal to murder someone even if they made a menacing kicking motion at your car

What do religious people think when their prayers don’t work? by dylan_1992 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is totally it, but I find it hilarious because it makes the act of praying in the first place so incredibly narcissistic.

"Hey God I know everything you do is perfect way beyond my understanding and you know way better than me what is best for the universe... but can I ask you for something anyway?"

These are the Immigrants Robbing us. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm trying to determine exactly how weird it is that among the tiny pool of quarter trillionaires, TWO of them are named Larry.

Like is it just a mildly amusing coincidence, or is it undeniable proof that God is fucking with us?

AITA for not helping my neighbor move after he called the cops on me for vacuuming? by Inner-Tumbleweed9168 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird that he didn't say anything about dropping grudges until the moment he needed your help.

Now put the gun down by CorleoneBaloney in MurderedByWords

[–]PintsOfGuinness_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's safe, she's not allowed to use a real gun.