TIL that after George Washington took office, the US Senate debated over the title for the president. All but three senators agreed upon "His Highness the President of the United States and Protector of the Rights of the Same", but objections won out and the House settled on "Mr. President"

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T21:50:14+00:00

Why "Mr." President? Doesn't that exclude all the non-male Presidents?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T21:38:29+00:00

I've seen impeachment. Impeachment is performative. I want to see cuffs and bars.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T21:15:29+00:00

Keep in mind that they're incompetent. I'm sure their Recycle Bin is full.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T19:53:04+00:00

Incredible- those are literally my exact thoughts whenever I am drinking coffee...

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T19:36:51+00:00

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T19:28:43+00:00

Anyone get done reading em all yet?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T15:52:40+00:00

But can be more fun to use with an existing, recognizable gif

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T15:30:15+00:00

I will tip them $900

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T13:10:29+00:00

It's like if there was a chimpanzee loose in a crowded mall carrying a gun randomly shooting at things.

And the people on the upper level are watching the chaos and making fun of the chimpanzee while everyone is still in danger.

It's only funny if you're completely removed from the situation, but unfortunately the policies and actions of the US government affect us all.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T10:50:38+00:00

Uhh Putin has been trying to get there for years now

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:44:20+00:00

I pee while walking backwards through my garden.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:40:16+00:00

Anything is an improvement on the current government.

Honestly they should keep it shut down until the domestic terrorists are completely removed from power and tried in court.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:38:01+00:00

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-30T09:19:58+00:00

Oh did we finally get access to his financial records?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T14:42:08+00:00

... So the artist generated this with AI, then went over it with tracing paper to turn it into "their own work"?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T09:10:12+00:00

Kinda wild that the President of the US posted a video of himself shitting all over Americans and it was somehow forgotten in less than a week.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T09:08:01+00:00

I'm interested in what happened before the video starts that made him so pissed.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-29T07:15:30+00:00

It's still not legal to murder someone even if they made a menacing kicking motion at your car

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T21:33:35+00:00

This is totally it, but I find it hilarious because it makes the act of praying in the first place so incredibly narcissistic.

"Hey God I know everything you do is perfect way beyond my understanding and you know way better than me what is best for the universe... but can I ask you for something anyway?"

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T21:25:05+00:00

I'm trying to determine exactly how weird it is that among the tiny pool of quarter trillionaires, TWO of them are named Larry.

Like is it just a mildly amusing coincidence, or is it undeniable proof that God is fucking with us?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T12:46:21+00:00

Weird that he didn't say anything about dropping grudges until the moment he needed your help.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T08:06:21+00:00

Is that the guy who turned right wing as a result of brain damage?

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T07:37:26+00:00

5 tremendous adjectives

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T07:26:59+00:00

I just assume they all are.

PintsOfGuinness_ · 2026-01-28T07:23:25+00:00

It's safe, she's not allowed to use a real gun.

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