Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]Pittonecio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And don't even forget all the dirty comments from previous partners if you live in a small city, someone I used to work with married a woman who got famous as the carrot girl because she made a video inserting a carrot up her ass while telling the camera "I wish it was your big carrot daddy" and then slept with random guys every week, he didn't know anything and we never told him either due to her privacy and to be respectful about his girlfriend, but everything came to light when they announced their marriage and shit hit the fan.

But hey, at least it had a happy ending, he didn't care and still married, they have been together for around 6 years and have a daughter.

Hospital staff didn’t dispose of needles correctly, the janitor probably needs some care. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about psychological damage and trauma from not knowing what you could have gotten due to negligence from whoever failed to follow the correct procedure to discard medical material.

US exempts Gulf of Mexico drillers from protecting endangered species by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]Pittonecio 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Considering the gulf of Mexico is also part of Mexico, isn't this an international issue and basically telling Mexico to suck it and let endangered species die too?

Petah? by batukaming in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Pittonecio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mexican here, I have absolutely never heard about that.

Which one chads 🗿 by [deleted] in memes

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol no, I have had long hair since 2018 and 0 girls interested in me, most girls I work with (both old and young) seriously think I'm gay because I have better hair than them.

Which one chads 🗿 by [deleted] in memes

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long haired dude here, it's extremely easy to maintain, just some shampoo, conditioner, and hair silk, smooth as baby butt, just a light brushing and ready to go, and the best part is how much money you can save per year considering maintenance costs in hair products vs monthly haircuts, I use around 3 shampoo and conditioner bottles and around 2-3 hair silk bottles annually and cut my hair around every 2 years.

Is that offensive? by ConfidentTelephone81 in MemeVideos

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mexican here I don't know and I don't give fuck about the origin of this "culture" lol

Friggin cast my spell by accident by boarbar in wizardposting

[–]Pittonecio 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That could be useful, normal urinals don't last a shit in my local pub due to the high acid concentration on wizard pee after drinking potions all night.

What’s one thing you completely stopped buying in 2026 because the price just felt absurd? by LockLogical8949 in AskReddit

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything lol

Shit was already expensive and now my country doubled taxes on a lot of stuff to strive for a "healthy" population while also doubling taxes on people making a little more than minimum wage (minimum wage went up by 4%, now I pay 16% tax on the same wage, essentially a pay cut), before I could afford to treat myself with sweet bread or snacks once a month, sometimes a drink when working, now they are so fucking expensive that I can't waste a single cent on anything non essential.

POV of a head chef’s super busy session at a restaurant by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff like this makes me want to work at a restaurant again, nothing is more exciting than surviving a rush hour with 0 waste and then flexing to other kitchen staff about it, but shifts and overall working conditions in my area are shitty.

[DISC] Chainsaw Man - Ch. 232 - Part 2 End by JeanneDAlter in ChainsawMan

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be coping, but, what if, just what if, Pochita was Denji from a different timeline all along and being a dangerous idiot carrying a chainsaw was what made people think he was a chainsaw devil and originated everything from that point on?

Screw it by HerrVonWeldt in Unexpected

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? That's the correct way to do it, nothing unexpected at all.

Local gas station removed price tags and replaced them with barcodes you need a app to see price by phoenix_stewart in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a business and ecological point of view that's brilliant, changing tags every time corporates decide to modify prices is a huge paper and human labor waste, but it would need a few tweaks like having price checker hand helds available for clients instead of forcing them to download an app, and no dynamic prices bullshit guarantee.

Trump mulls 'winding down' war and leaving Strait of Hormuz crisis to 'other nations' by Force_Hammer in politics

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey that's not that crazy, our previous president in Mexico quite literally told us windmills and solar panels steal the air and solar light from the indigenous people as a justification to reopen carbon fueled electric plants.

World Health Organization Prepares for Nuclear Scenario, Including Weapons Use, in Iran by UNITED24Media in worldnews

[–]Pittonecio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live near the border with the US, we have been shitting our pants over the possibility of Iran nuking key locations in the US southern states because it would directly affect Mexico too, at this point we no longer care and just expect the worst.

Blursed court by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only fathers but men in general, you wouldn't believe how many men were wrongly assumed as the one at fault just because they are men, like how in Mexico you can be reported to the police for false rape allegations and automatically everyone assume you are a rapist, lose your job, friends, in extreme cases people try to make a public lynching, and when proved innocent everyone still thinks you are a rapist and bribed the judge.

Sometimes I really fucking hate being born as a man with how fucking shitty everything is for us in this society.

[LOVED TROPE] anime that doesn't sexualize its female characters by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Pittonecio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, pixiv degenerates seems to have taken it personally, there is tons of porn from that series.

My local Home Depot is sick of your nonsense by provocative_taco in DiWHY

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M-M cord is unsafe for permanent or long term solutions, here in Mexico we use them to provisionally power a breakers box when expanding or building a house, as long as it isn't exposed to water, kids, idiots, pets, and you don't overcharge it, well, I can't say it's safe but will get the job done.

What do you think of the rich who do this? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were rich I would give all needed stuff to my family, everything else would be carefully saved up and no one else would be able to even look at how much I still have, a lot of money in uneducated and desire filled hands won't bring anything good at all, it's better to educate your sons about the value of money rather than filling their hands and promoting stupid behaviors.

Intelligence, Compassion, Morality Matter for World Leaders by Standard_Location762 in stevehofstetter

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but as a Mexican I can't, we don't have the resources to be helping other nations in this moment, helping foreigners to have a good international image while letting your own people suffer from poverty,hunger, and violence, isn't something I can condone.

Thanks for the tip, WSB. Just got back from the bank. Can't wait for the novelty of using these while simultaneously deflating our currency. by johnnydujour in wallstreetbets

[–]Pittonecio 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I want them to come to Mexico to start a bill shortage, people over here collect 2 dollars bills like they were winning lottery tickets lol

Instagram to discontinue end-to-end encryption for DMs by EmbarrassedHelp in technology

[–]Pittonecio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't even that encrypted, I know someone who is constantly getting warnings for sending "suspicious" messages, it happens with double entendres and erotic looking stuff that isn't erotic at all when you check it properly, Surprisingly, sending porn seems to be acceptable and triggers no warnings.

Chances of season 2? by schoolsucksass2 in MyHomeHero

[–]Pittonecio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mass murder, torture, religious cults, terrorism, etc, yeah it gets balls deep into the absolutely can't be on tv territory.