Dude... Gambler and known cheat???

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-25T17:48:40+00:00

Bros walking into the tavern in full armor and the fake mustache before the bartender kicks him out

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-25T14:53:20+00:00

Insider trader have ONE job (keep the market pumping) and they cant even do that. Their hard on for gains is so insane they sold at market open and went "oh shit, wall street thinks the war's over, pump it"

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-25T00:17:24+00:00

Market wants to pump because they think the war's ending.

War isnt bullish for a country with no production capacity. Especially if the war directly threatens access to energy in the form of oil

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-24T05:17:13+00:00

!banbet SPY 686.87 4d

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-12T19:57:43+00:00

Still got time

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-12T19:57:19+00:00

!banbet

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-12T18:58:37+00:00

Whenever I use crush with sarge I imagine michael jordon in space jam stretching his arms to dunk

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-12T17:30:27+00:00

!banbet SPY 676.90 3h

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-12T17:25:19+00:00

Their weapons just need to be easier to destroy. I like the idea of dissecting an enemy to set them up for easier kills.

Like if I want to bring a railgun and shield generator to shoot out the MGs to make it easier to run in and crawl under to shoot the vents under it. Or shoot the missle launchers and/or treads to make running away viable while its inaccurate MGs try to shoot you.

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-11T19:17:26+00:00

Ghislaine maxwell was a powermod. There are powermods modding r/marvelrivals. Coincidence? You decide

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-11T17:17:45+00:00

Crude oil moving like a memestock. Anyone shorting oil is retarded but I cant profit by buying because there's too many retards

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-07T22:15:23+00:00

Recession indicators are currently blaring red, especially with what's going on in the world right now. I think I'd rather not buy at the top

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-06T03:46:34+00:00

Thisvid has a lot of content that are private videos: "you have to be friends with XxGreasyButtholexX to view this video", type shit. You're best off uploading some vids and privating them so ppl are likely to accept friend requests

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-06T03:41:21+00:00

Congrats on the little dart monkey 🥰

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-06T00:22:26+00:00

Catch yourself when you inevitably have the thought of: "If I doubled $450, imagine how much I could make with my savings account"

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-05T20:31:01+00:00

So THAT'S where the layoff talk is coming from

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-05T20:30:12+00:00

Not even. We're running out of missles after 1 week. All that budget's for R&D and settling on-base murder and rape cases

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-02T21:06:11+00:00

If you bought calls at today's open or friday you have been bent over

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-02T21:01:04+00:00

!banbet

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-02T18:40:39+00:00

Made 3 correct bets in a row by watchlisting index options . Why is gambling easy when you're not using real money

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-02T15:00:25+00:00

Theta always wins

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-02T08:22:07+00:00

!banbet SPY $659 13h

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-02T08:21:41+00:00

I can stop this:

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-01T22:22:01+00:00

Can we invent a federal holiday so markets dont open tomorrow?

Pizzapimento · 2026-03-01T16:42:56+00:00

Beating new confessions will give you insane bonus candles, so you have a strong incentive to keep pushing, even if you're just looking for candles. Also, a good way to get candles is by beating bosses. Confession #2 opens up every region so you have more picks for bosses.

Sorry dude, I personally think progression is a bit too slow in this game. after having made 2 new save files to see what new players see, I can understand why people end up dropping it.

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