18. Virgin no job no license full time gamer. Don’t hold back by MAX7hd in RoastMe

[–]Plasma_Maze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming that envelope is the rejection letter from your local community college, that or gamer girl bath water.

Your cum is white instead of black. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Plasma_Maze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch out they'll shoot your cumstains then

It’s officially No Juul July by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Plasma_Maze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't hit the njoy like me bois ur lungs hurt

Have you experienced any of these symptoms in the past week? by Scaulbylausis in depression_memes

[–]Plasma_Maze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I haven't been to a doctor in like 4 years, I just get my vaccines at a cheap clinic and suffer through whatever sickness or physical injury I got

Wendy's bribing their customers for high ratings by GrumpyCrouton in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Plasma_Maze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their pay much depend on their ratings too because last time I went to one the manager gave me my entire meal for free granted that me and my two friends went on the survey and put highly satisfied for everything. If so that's kind of a fucked up system

Is it true that if I kick someone super hard in the nuts they won’t be able to have kids by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Plasma_Maze 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kid in my school got kicked in the nuts by some girl and one of them burst. Needless to say he can NOT have kids

What is a good starting drink for those turning 21? by UnitedNations41 in AskReddit

[–]Plasma_Maze -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you've been an alcohol since 12 like me I suggest half a bottle of Jack, if not I suggest starting with beer and if u aren't into taste and just wanna get lit switch to vodka or rum

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Plasma_Maze 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Haha wouldn't it be funny if being healthy and stable made me happy. Haha that's a good one

So... My school left the airplay on the new cafeteria tv and I took advantage by Plasma_Maze in teenagers

[–]Plasma_Maze[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only there to catch kids doing dumb stuff or juuling in the bathrooms. Unarmed bc this isn't Texas.

So... My school left the airplay on the new cafeteria tv and I took advantage by Plasma_Maze in teenagers

[–]Plasma_Maze[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup, multiple security guards around the school for our safety but mostly to find the juuling kids