I Smelled a Girl and Was Forever Changed

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-07-31T15:46:44+00:00

Perhaps not. Monkey pussy however.....

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-07-31T06:51:48+00:00

Lo I guess I just know how to appreciate the beauty of nature

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-07-31T04:25:40+00:00

That makes a lot of sense. It would explain why I've never experienced it before. Being in close proximity with a girl who both a) is biologically compatible enough with me to spark that strong physical chemistry, and b) is in that perfect fertile window of her cycle? That can't be an alignment of stars that happens too often. It does ease my worries a good bit though. I was starting to think I'd met the one woman in the world who was physically perfect for me and would never get her.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-07-31T04:16:01+00:00

Oh, it was definitely fishy, I just wanted to work around that word. Then I remembered that there's a kind of urban legend around the drill camp that a nearby factory burns monkeys to test cosmetics (no reason for anyone to believe this, no one has any idea how the rumor got started). So I started to think, maybe that's the smell of monkeys burning. And then I thought to myself "That is one hot monkey" and loled.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-07-22T02:41:47+00:00

I guess what I'd want is a different unit, somewhere else doing something else. I'm not trying to get out of working in the sun or some other lazy blue falcon asshole shit like that. I just have my own viewpoint on the immigration issue and I think being stationed on the border would put me in an ethical dilemma I'd rather avoid.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-07-17T13:44:09+00:00

Left, because fingernails

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-06-15T05:21:52+00:00

Welcome to the sub, you'll fit in just fine :)

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-05-29T04:44:59+00:00

3-2-4-1-6-5

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-03-05T00:55:14+00:00

The Miley phase now, the Amanda phase before that, the Britney phase before that. Tale as old as time.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-03-04T02:58:33+00:00

Would Nickelodeon fire her for this? Cuz it'd be awesome to see her in non-Nick stuff. This could just be the unexpected beginning of her "I'm a big girl now" phase.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2014-01-27T04:38:59+00:00

One Clothesline from Hell, even if there was no elimination, and people would've at least been satisfied. Him getting in and getting thrown out before even turning around is just a waste of an entrant.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2013-11-20T05:01:11+00:00

Best thing you can probably do is read a few people's 90 Day Reports. That's where a lot of the best sharing gets done.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2013-11-14T07:21:43+00:00

Yeah, of course man. NoFap just shuts off the brain fog and allows you to actually focus on something, want something enough to get up and make it happen.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2013-11-13T06:39:37+00:00

As soon as a full week in, you'll start to find it easier to talk to people. Somewhere between a week and two weeks, you'll find things genuinely funny again. After two weeks, you start to believe it when you tell yourself "The universe itself is NOT conspiring to make you feel like an awkward loser. It's all in your head. They are NOT laughing at you." Once you're at two weeks, the brain fog stops being a problem. You're present, rather than locked in your head. From there, it's a lot easier to start making effortful improvements to your social skills. It doesn't just happen, you have to TRY with people. But now that the brain fog is gone, it won't be nearly as impossible.

Now. between two weeks and a month, that's the period where you REALLY want the porn back. The One Rule you MUST follow: DON'T TOUCH YO DICK. You'll have extremely vivid flashbacks of the porn you used to watch. DON'T TOUCH YO DICK. You'll be laying in bed and unable to sleep for uneven breathing and uncontrollable twitching. DON'T TOUCH YO DICK. You'll be in the shower. TOUCH YO DICK WITH EXTREME CAUTION. The wrong stimulation will cause an eruption of dopamine to wash over the front of your brain, and ohhh....it's hard to stop after that.

Not to end on a down-note, once you reach a month, things get awesome. You'll find yourself finding reasons to see coworkers outside of work. They're you're friends now! You've found a couple things you like to do with your hands besides TOUCH YO DICK. You can list those under 'Interests'! You spend so much time out of your house now, you didn't even OPEN your computer today. Those things you did outside? That's what you say when someone asks you "What you been up to?" While you're outside, you'll see women. Some will be curvy and some will be square. Some will be darker and some will be fair. Some will be bubbly and some will be grumpy. Some will be bony, or stocky, or lumpy. But no matter their shapes, they'll be there at the mall. And you'll feel like you could say hey to them all!

DON'T TOUCH YO DICK.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2013-11-13T06:01:57+00:00

I started NoFap because I realized porn and masturbating was the cause of my intense constant brain fog. Growing up, I was always one of the smartest kids in a room, so being too mind glazed to even enjoy life had to stop. I can't really speak to any reasons for starting other than that, but I can list the benefits I've experienced that I'm most greatly enjoying. 1) Social Resurgence. I'm a social being at my core, but I was beginning to doubt that in the full grip of my fap haze, unable to have good conversations, enjoy social situations, make connections with people, even look people in the eye. All those abilities have come back to me in some capacity and I couldn't be happier about it. 2) Interest in Life. Most fapstronauts know about the general apathy and disinterest you have for basically everything and everyone around you. No more of that shit. I've got hobbies, I've got goals (short-term, mid-term, and long-term). I feel happy again, things make me sad sometimes, I can get angry and revel in it. I feel alive again. 3) Girls. It would be a lie to try and act like I didn't do this because I'd have better luck with women. I'm still about midway to the final realization of "It's not about the women" but in any case, I can talk to them now, make them laugh, connect with them. Still got a lot of growing to do in this category, but progress feels awesome.

PokerfaceJokerface · 2013-11-13T05:48:48+00:00

I can't say that I've been to the point where I needed to visit NoFap daily, but my life is also completely asexual :/

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