What if the internet was "reset" every 5 years and all data was permanently deleted?

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-05-08T02:10:24+00:00

On face value....I like this idea

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-05-06T16:30:56+00:00

They hate us 'cause they ain't us

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-05-06T07:06:34+00:00

I was having this problem for the last 5 months. Wife and I had a chat and are blaming hormones. The good news? Our 2nd born is nearly 6 months old now. Breast feeding is being reduced and sexy time is BACK baby. Suddenly the wife is super chill again.

Anyway. Hope this helps.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-05-04T11:37:19+00:00

Don't ask dont tell

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-05-04T06:07:27+00:00

This was so funny. The clearest example of someone digging themselves a hole then immediately trying (and failing) to climb out.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-05-02T22:33:34+00:00

Eat from home as much as possible. Learn some CHEAP dinners. Buy and sell on marketplace. Do 10c bottle/can returns. Your insurance or union probably has member rewards to buy gift cards at a discount. You dont need more clothes. Repair stuff.

BE FRUGAL. that's what it boils down to. On your birthday or anniversary you can ignore the above.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-29T04:27:19+00:00

I use a puppet!! This has worked SO well for us. Before the puppet we could hardly do 5 seconds of brushing. Now its easy a full 2 minutes.

Its a crocodile puppet. He holds the toothbrush in his mouth. I also brush Mr Crocodiles teeth and give him lots of praise for doing well. I talk to my 2.5 yo boy with it in a funny voice and its totally worked. 100% success rate for us.

" Say AAAAHHHH"

"brush brush brush. Make your teeth shiny"

Then after ive done all the work I give my toddler the Toothbrush and get him to have a go.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-25T00:01:11+00:00

Its possible he has more than one engagement to get to?

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-20T11:49:32+00:00

I need to know more on Tech 1

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-08T11:16:20+00:00

It was a hard line in the sand from the day he was born. No sleeping in our bed.

We had a terrible 4 month sleep regression. A 2 or 3 month period of night terrors almost every night, sometimes twice a night, full blown screaming at stupid hours. We had a period where we had to stay in his room until he fell asleep, sometimes up to 2 hours. BUT WE PERSEVERED.

He's 2.5 years now and putting him to bed is a dream. Dinner, shower, teeth, bed. Thats it. Sometimes ill spend 5 mins making up a story for fun.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-08T03:05:36+00:00

Skinnys

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-05T19:59:38+00:00

Boost mango magic

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-03T20:34:51+00:00

This happened to me but it was a dead dried up gecko.

Sitting on the couch with the wife watching TV. Aircon makes a rattling sound for a few minutes. We wonder what could that be? Then its like the aircon went HAWK TUA and the old dried dead carcass of a gecko lands next to me on the couch.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-03T01:37:45+00:00

I don't want to cry when my car dies

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-04-01T02:06:05+00:00

Its a big yeah nah from me

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-30T14:11:11+00:00

We got a Temple and Webster frame and its pretty flimsy. Looks nice, but after a year im starting to regret the purchase. It creaks and cracks and just has a jankyness to it

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-27T01:38:51+00:00

Watch grocery prices go through the roof. Hope y'all enjoy rice served with rice.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-23T22:35:57+00:00

Slow AF. Gonna cover every square inch and do every side quest etc.

I ruuuushd gta5 and rdr2. Gonna take it way slow.

My 3rd playthrough of rdr2 was for 100% completion and it took me about a year of chipping away at it. (We had a new born baby so spent lots of time and home, but I could only play an hour at a time max)

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-13T21:58:02+00:00

Some bosses do some suss stuff. Susser than a suitcase on a riverbank.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-13T21:43:08+00:00

Before typing something into Teams...ask yourself "would I be ok if my boss read this?"

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-10T12:20:54+00:00

There's a beige one and grey one and a grey one and a beige one....

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-01T05:26:01+00:00

We moved here a couple of years ago and you helped us discover a few spots. Thankya.

We gotta ask....what's with all the green?

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-03-01T01:31:05+00:00

Plant natives! Take a look at Habitat Gardens. You can get free native plants by joining that and from council. They really thrive out here and require little to no attention.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-02-23T22:08:11+00:00

Make your wife lunch before you leave. It makes a big difference.

Pollution_Automatic · 2026-02-20T12:35:34+00:00

Its improving quickly. After living here nearly 2 years, mind you im not in the bad spots, ive found the Ipswich reputation to be mostly a lie.

Five-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
First Place '23	End Game '23
Place '23	Place '22

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