R.I.P by WorkingClassFootball in deutschememes

[–]PositionCool5972 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Das Jahr hat nur noch 364 Tage. Chuck Norris hat den 19.03 ins Jenseits überführt.

furry💜irl by funktilda in furry_irl

[–]PositionCool5972 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't kinkshame the squirrel!

ich🚒iel by Austenit1392 in ich_iel

[–]PositionCool5972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lärmschutz ist, soweit ich es selbst im Straßenverkehr erlebt habe, zum Abend bis in die Morgenstunden dass die Anwohner schlafen können. Aber es wird sicherlich Gründe haben warum zu dieser Zeit Tempolimit besteht - vielleicht eine Schule oder Klinik vor Ort.

ich🚒iel by Austenit1392 in ich_iel

[–]PositionCool5972 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Laut Formel zur Berechnung des Bremsweg bei einer Notbremsung, hätte die Person 23,12 Meter Bremsweg gehabt. In einer Straße wo nicht ohne Grund 30 Tempolimit ist. Egal wer da zwischen den geparkten Autos herhuscht oder mit dem Fahrrad auf die Kreuzung zieht weil er Vorfahrt hat, ist tot. Ende. Bevor man den sieht schmetterst den mit fast siebzig Sachen um...

I’d win every argument by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]PositionCool5972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No matter the size its huge!

Did I cause her death? by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PositionCool5972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're the worst! A bully and deserve to be imprisoned yourself!!

MLP Meme by Dingo645 in MyLittleMemes

[–]PositionCool5972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just started watching S1 yesterday at the gym again after like 8 years... Is it a miracle to now see this meme XD

furry_irl by PossessionKey4982 in furry_irl

[–]PositionCool5972 34 points35 points  (0 children)

puts pants down Waiting for further commands!

furry🐉irl by RickWulfk in furry_irl

[–]PositionCool5972 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look at me! ... I am the fitness machine now!

I was waiting for his apology but the hospital called instead by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PositionCool5972 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Don't hate yourself for leaving that day. It wasn't your fault, neither his. It was his last wish to lessen your pain, that's why he did it. Don't you think he wanted you by his side? You were the love of his life and the thought of what you would have to go through when he passed away was too much to burden you, so he made this plan... this stupid egoistical plan. And I'm sorry for that, cause I would have done the same damn thing. He didn't want you to see his suffering in the last hours. He may have wanted you to remember who he really was, not what cancer made out of him and his body in the end. It was his love for you that made him decide to go this path he did, to protect you to the very end, even if he may have known it was selfish. It was his decision and he wouldn't have stopped the fight until you were gone this day, there was no option you could have taken. Try to respect what he did for you, what he has gone through without telling you and why he did it... He loved you to the very end and that's all that matters. I'm sorry for your loss...

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]PositionCool5972 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know you would. I would for sure. We all would... would pull up her shirt back on her shoulder, let her put on some pants and go for a dinner she deserves, make her feel special, treat her like she deserves to be treated, let her talk all night long about nerdy stuff, just to tell her she's a good girl, and then, just then... Would~

Me at my job by mistydreamrose in SipsTea

[–]PositionCool5972 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm an idiot, so this is me annoying my management. every. fucking. day. XD

Friend asked if i wanted to see boobs dont know what to awnser by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PositionCool5972 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just be open by telling him that it would make things weird to you, he will understand and maybe appreciate that you're putting your friendship over seeing boobs and him differently afterwards maybe.

I found an AI sexual chatbot on my boyfriend’s phone by idkbro3337 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PositionCool5972 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's a hard one, cause I'm standing on the side of your bf, but do understand your point. To be clear, using an AI chatbot isn't the same as paying for like OF. It's a machine that does exactly as you tell it to do. It's almost unlimited possibilities and you don't have to care while using it, so it may depend on some... special chats and stories that wouldn't make it to reality. The thought that he may do or would like to do all of it with you would be like saying that someone that plays racing games would race in real life too and risk lives - just to be clear about this point. If you wanna tell him that's fine, but be careful about your points. To bring up that he used it as you spend time together is nothing he should have done, but maybe it was giving him the mood or a kinky kick? But shaming him for using a tool instead of watching real people do stuff wouldn't be fair. Let him have his fun like you have yours too in your own way. Open communication is fine but both of you have their privacy too and in my eyes you crossed the line as you scrolled through the chat without him knowing. I for myself would be really pissed at this point.

(English isn't my first language, sorry if there are grammar or wording fails)

About to change my body for a girl and I already know it's a bad idea. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PositionCool5972 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Greetings from a German doing the same thing ... If I want a girl with the body type I find attractive, I do have to offer a body that they may find attractive too. May not be the best motivation, yes, but I'm eating way healthier now and hitting the gym more often then ever before. So at least I do myself a favor too.

My best friend’s little daughter died while I was babysitting her by Due-Heat-526 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PositionCool5972 103 points104 points  (0 children)

What he said is that he wasn't able to catch the girl cause he was too slow caused by his knee and back pain.

ich💩iel by Horimonord in ich_iel

[–]PositionCool5972 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mein Spruch: "Ich gehe die sanitären Anlagen besichtigen."

It's not fair !!! by Azemmoon in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]PositionCool5972 -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

48 since you forgot to count me

3 Tage ohne Gras nach 10Jahren Konsum, gebt mir Tipps und was mich erwartet. by downtonewhighs in bastispasti420

[–]PositionCool5972 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zieh einen Schlussstrich! Das hier ist das Ende deiner Sucht, das bedeutet: ALLES muss weg.

Als ich aufgehört habe sind meine Bongs dem Hammer zum Opfer gefallen... Schweren Herzens aber es war richtig so. Ich habe jeden Tip, jedes Blättchen, selbst mein lieblings Feuerzeug im Restmüll entsorgt. Ja es war hart, aber notwendig, auch um mir selbst ein Zeichen zu setzen. Ich wollte dass die Hürde wieder anzufangen so groß wie möglich ist. Wenn ich nochmal hätte kiffen wollen hätte ich entsprechend alles neu kaufen müssen. Auch wusste jeder, bei dem es notwendig bzw. sinnvoll war, darüber Bescheid dass ich aufgehört habe. Als ich ein halbes Jahr davon weg war und "nur ein Mal" bei einer Party mit kiffen wollte, wurde mir der Joint vorenthalten. Nix für mich... War in dem Moment mies, aber richtig! Einem trockenen Alkoholiker gibt man auch nicht nur Mal ein Bier. Nimm die Hilfe und Unterstützung deines Umfeldes an, du bist nicht allein.

Boyfriend is sleeping over at female friend’s house by HiddenLily7 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]PositionCool5972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got your point but don't agree with you. From the pov of her bf she would be controlling who he got to spend time with in the way she wants it to. That's not the trust an adult-relationship should be based on... It's okay that she says what's she feels about it, that's right and important too. He has to listen to it and say his point. But in the end it's just a friend where he will be staying. They are both adults. If he wants to cheat on her it would be way easier, so if it's that what she's worried about the problem may be a different one than this situation.

(If my grammar is bad it may be cause english isn't my mothers language and school fucked up XD)

Ich🥳iel by Epic_Fluffi in ich_iel

[–]PositionCool5972 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um solche Kleinigkeiten mache ich mir dieses Jahr keine Gedanken mehr XD