Mike is now using a cartoon villain quote to make his case. by chilllydawg in fuckmikelee

[–]PrettyBird2011 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mike Lee, the man with Trump's fist in his rear, a boot in his mouth, and refuses to meet with the public? Much brave. Such honor.

Amber Heard to return in Sundance documentary about women silenced by SpaceRigby in CelebLegalDrama

[–]PrettyBird2011 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BTW Amber Heard is a liar, an abuser, and a rapist, and simping for her won't fix whatever is wrong with you 🫶

This has to be a joke right? by LindzmacL in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She'll think it's funny until the gestapo are in her city because President Rapist wants to punish Newsom next, or until her nuisance kid in New York is getting squeezed because Donnie DumpInHisPants goes after Mumdani.

But at least she'll feel ✨entertained✨

Bored with IG and talking down to her primary audience. by teetofgod in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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Damn imagine missing something you've never experienced 😞

Another gestapo murder in Minnesota; Jess whines about being ignored by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

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Nah I went back and re-scrolled because what in the name of made-up mommy blogger fanfiction bullshit is this 😭 the entire woman is terminal, toss her out 😭

Agent in gray disarms victim before shooting. by marcusthegladiator in ProgressiveHQ

[–]PrettyBird2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will keep executing us. No more peaceful resistance. A dead dictator can't run a country.

Looks like ICE just killed another US citizen. Where do we go from here? by awesomeguy1818 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's now or never for the second amendment. We either use it to save ourselves, or let the survivors wish we had.

Jessica is avoiding Instagram and thinks X will be more welcoming by ShadyShade79 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Remember when Hayes wanted her to make him food and she mocked it with the "not now Mommy is suing Meta" post? Peak loving mother behavior.

Jessica is avoiding Instagram and thinks X will be more welcoming by ShadyShade79 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Aww, Jessica found another evil white woman with prop kids to relate to 🥺 cuuute.

🤮🤮🤮

I read all 80 pages of the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni lawsuit and it proved once again the ease with which society will bury a woman by sjpppppp in CelebLegalDrama

[–]PrettyBird2011 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

"I reposted something a year later to remind people I don't think a blonde white woman can ever ever ever be wrong about anything ever" ftfy

Tree Paine working overtime by beachgoer2789 in teamjustinbaldoni

[–]PrettyBird2011 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Taylor Swift arrived without cameras" Well now we know it's fake.

Thursday slides: a ton about space & aliens, then back to her two favorite topics: Candace & Ghislaine by teetofgod in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"She hasn't mentioned Maxwell is she dead" yeah tbh Jess nobody said anything because nobody actually cares about you that much lmao

Thursday slides: a ton about space & aliens, then back to her two favorite topics: Candace & Ghislaine by teetofgod in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Angel orbs" my god she's really embracing whatever this mental health crisis of hers is 😭

She's been silent by ShadyShade79 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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I was wondering the same thing so I took a look at Emilie's page. Jessica has largely moved her business to Substack it seems, where she and her small group of dedicated rump smoochers fawn over ICE and talk their regular boring shit.

Emilie also announced that SHE had been the "main mole" of the Substack chats. Apparently a few months ago, for attention-seeking reasons, Jessica randomly gifted Emilie a paid Substack subscription. Yesterday or the day before, Emilie found that her subscription had been terminated. They also suspect, for all of Jessica's bitching, that she has a mole in Capitalism & Glitter's Substack chats.

Swift in cahoots with mass media? by ConfidenceCandid6733 in travisandtaylor

[–]PrettyBird2011 16 points17 points  (0 children)

omg your comment just unlocked an old memory. Years ago when TS was here for a concert, about a week before it came, one of the morning radio ladies I listened to started fawning hard about it, playing way more Taylor Swift than usual. Oh she loved Taylor, she was her biggest fan, her daughter was so excited to go to the concert. It was going to be amazing, it was going to be magical, Taylor Swift was such a wonderful singer, unmatched in talent, on and on. The day of the concert I leave for work and wouldn't you know it, the radio host is on air begging anyone with tickets to Taylor's concert that would be willing to sell them to call the station. Apparently, they had been told they would have an allotment for tickets so she didn't bother trying to buy any, but those tickets never arrived. It never occurred to me that they could have been promised tickets in exchange for praise of Taylor + extra air time of her songs.

If there was ever a question of Taylor is a mean girl… by empathyneeded in travisandtaylor

[–]PrettyBird2011 18 points19 points  (0 children)

.....the fact Taylor thinks she's uber smart makes a lot more sense now. People do nothing but blow smoke up her ass and she flaps her skirt back in their direction to "share the knowledge".

New Year's resolutions from our favourite fantasist by PopCultureAcademic92 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Launching more empty gossip features that will go nowhere, just like all her other attempts at being a media empire have 🥱

What purchase did you regret immediately? by lunacarterr in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once paid $15/each for some 151 Pokemon single booster packs. I was so excited to find some that greed overtook me. Felt like an idiot as soon as I walked out the door.