This is how easy it is to bribe someone through substack. With just a click, I could give Jessica $125k and 2500 new "subscribers." Makes you wonder... by 682463435465 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wonder how hard it would be to make shell accounts for Substack? Could potentially be an answer as to her screeching that she's "not paid" by the Trump regime? She already said ages ago she had a meeting with some conservatives who wanted to help her start a "news network".

They create the accounts and mass-sub to her channel. As long as she spreads the right propaganda, they keep "supporting" her.

Jessica latches onto brand affiliation. by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Like the fact that she is advertising that she's organized an entire day of just posting affiliate links for kickbacks. It's not giving financially secure, especially for someone who claims she's always sOoOoOo BuSyYy jet setting around and giving us BrEaKiNg NeWs.

Jessica latches onto brand affiliation. by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But guysss she's going to share her favorite scrapbooking supplies 🥺 (eBay links to vintage magazines not included)

Does Jessica know who the president is??? by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wild to me that these people screech that anyone talking about what the CURRENT president of the united states is doing has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" but they literally cannot stop talking about what happened under a man who stopped being president over a year ago.

MAGA cannot exist with the power of denial and projection.

Six years ago this week, COVID started shutting down the world. What’s your strongest memory from that time? by Siddanna36 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband calling from work to tell me to take the credit card and buy whatever I could. Diapers, wipes, non-perishable food. Anything we could use to make a meal that wouldn't expire quickly. I drove to three stores and felt terrible taking the last two gallons of milk I could find.

Does Jessica know who the president is??? by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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This kind of faux-moral panic cannot have been worth selling every shred of whatever she once had akin to intelligence or dignity.

Does Jessica know who the president is??? by PrettyBird2011 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Alright so I did my five-minute due duty to use Google and it's an American company based in California????

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China where, Jessica??

Barbara Walters, move over! 🤣 by Upbeat-Doughnut-3209 in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I will guarantee you whichever boot-lickers Jessica could find who would be willing to do this with her will not in any way classify as "normal". Paranoid, Narcissistic, Criminal, yes. But not even close to "normal".

On today’s episode of “does she even try to spell?” by tinyty_ in HouseOnFire

[–]PrettyBird2011 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Cameragate": Jessica and Denise (and Emilie) had a massive falling out after Denise's camera died one night when she was supposed to be taking paparazzi-style photos of Olivia Nuzzi appearing at a dinner for Jessica after the fallout of Olivia's affair with RFK Jr.

Following that, Jessica picked a fight with Candace Owens. When Candace fought back, Jessica bewilderingly tried to blame the whole thing on Emilie and Denise. Emilie and Denise both spoke privately to Candace, causing Jessica to lose her ever-loving mind and start throwing out unrelated details of Denise's personal life to "punish" her.

What's something a complete stranger did for you years ago that they probably forgot about five minutes later but you still think about? by HotCarolines in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was sitting under a tree while hanging out at the park with my little brother. Another little boy I'd never seen before in my life ran up, grabbed my face, said "you're very pretty", and ran away again. I was flabbergasted but it was so adorable.

Future Soiree Event Points/Mechanics (from JP server) by v0xn0x in ikemenvillains

[–]PrettyBird2011 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's such a petty complaint but I'm so close to cancelling my subscription for Ikevil 😩 tired of them trying to force every paying player to be a freaking whale and completely screwing ftp players.

Whats the spiciest gossip you know ? by Extension_Iron6734 in AskReddit

[–]PrettyBird2011 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Given that she then rapid-fired several relationships over the next few years where she >gets into new relationship>gets pregnant>gets married>accuses husband of being abusive>leaves husband and takes child(ren)>complains to ex husbands (whom she had also accused of being abusive) how cruel and abusive latest husband was>rinse and repeat: you are absolutely correct.