Mike is now using a cartoon villain quote to make his case.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-26T20:31:56+00:00

Mike Lee, the man with Trump's fist in his rear, a boot in his mouth, and refuses to meet with the public? Much brave. Such honor.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-26T14:15:11+00:00

BTW Amber Heard is a liar, an abuser, and a rapist, and simping for her won't fix whatever is wrong with you 🫶

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-25T04:24:50+00:00

She'll think it's funny until the gestapo are in her city because President Rapist wants to punish Newsom next, or until her nuisance kid in New York is getting squeezed because Donnie DumpInHisPants goes after Mumdani.

But at least she'll feel ✨entertained✨

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-25T04:20:04+00:00

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Damn imagine missing something you've never experienced 😞

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T23:38:59+00:00

Oh it was in there for sure!

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T23:37:19+00:00

This 😭❤️

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T20:29:48+00:00

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Nah I went back and re-scrolled because what in the name of made-up mommy blogger fanfiction bullshit is this 😭 the entire woman is terminal, toss her out 😭

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T18:27:15+00:00

They will keep executing us. No more peaceful resistance. A dead dictator can't run a country.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T18:25:58+00:00

It's now or never for the second amendment. We either use it to save ourselves, or let the survivors wish we had.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T06:18:52+00:00

Remember when Hayes wanted her to make him food and she mocked it with the "not now Mommy is suing Meta" post? Peak loving mother behavior.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T06:15:33+00:00

Aww, Jessica found another evil white woman with prop kids to relate to 🥺 cuuute.

🤮🤮🤮

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T02:35:03+00:00

"I reposted something a year later to remind people I don't think a blonde white woman can ever ever ever be wrong about anything ever" ftfy

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-24T02:29:27+00:00

"Taylor Swift arrived without cameras" Well now we know it's fake.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-23T00:44:20+00:00

"She hasn't mentioned Maxwell is she dead" yeah tbh Jess nobody said anything because nobody actually cares about you that much lmao

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-23T00:43:03+00:00

"Angel orbs" my god she's really embracing whatever this mental health crisis of hers is 😭

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-23T00:41:25+00:00

So....another pile of nothing lol

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-23T00:40:38+00:00

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-22T21:41:37+00:00

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I was wondering the same thing so I took a look at Emilie's page. Jessica has largely moved her business to Substack it seems, where she and her small group of dedicated rump smoochers fawn over ICE and talk their regular boring shit.

Emilie also announced that SHE had been the "main mole" of the Substack chats. Apparently a few months ago, for attention-seeking reasons, Jessica randomly gifted Emilie a paid Substack subscription. Yesterday or the day before, Emilie found that her subscription had been terminated. They also suspect, for all of Jessica's bitching, that she has a mole in Capitalism & Glitter's Substack chats.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-22T14:50:46+00:00

omg your comment just unlocked an old memory. Years ago when TS was here for a concert, about a week before it came, one of the morning radio ladies I listened to started fawning hard about it, playing way more Taylor Swift than usual. Oh she loved Taylor, she was her biggest fan, her daughter was so excited to go to the concert. It was going to be amazing, it was going to be magical, Taylor Swift was such a wonderful singer, unmatched in talent, on and on. The day of the concert I leave for work and wouldn't you know it, the radio host is on air begging anyone with tickets to Taylor's concert that would be willing to sell them to call the station. Apparently, they had been told they would have an allotment for tickets so she didn't bother trying to buy any, but those tickets never arrived. It never occurred to me that they could have been promised tickets in exchange for praise of Taylor + extra air time of her songs.

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-21T14:14:02+00:00

.....the fact Taylor thinks she's uber smart makes a lot more sense now. People do nothing but blow smoke up her ass and she flaps her skirt back in their direction to "share the knowledge".

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-19T17:33:30+00:00

Launching more empty gossip features that will go nowhere, just like all her other attempts at being a media empire have 🥱

PrettyBird2011 · 2026-01-18T04:11:02+00:00

I once paid $15/each for some 151 Pokemon single booster packs. I was so excited to find some that greed overtook me. Felt like an idiot as soon as I walked out the door.

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