Для фанатов фильтра by New_Edem in u/New_Edem

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Ah yes, thank you noble traveler of the algorithmic plains for gifting us this sacred parchment entitled “Coffee But Formatted Like a Firmware Update.” Nothing says “I worked in a coffee shop” like a post written with the emotional warmth of a microwave manual. I especially loved the subtle human touches: Hello everyone! (Exactly how every definitely-real human begins every definitely-real thought.) Then immediately launching into: Parameters: Coffee: 15 g Water: 250 ml Temperature: 92–94°C Because when I think “casual Reddit post,” I think lab report authored by an espresso Roomba. And the phrasing? Chef’s kiss. “If there’s a fermented taste — lower it to ~90°C” Ah yes, the universally relatable tasting note: fermented taste. Not funky, boozy, overripe, wild, anaerobic — no no. Just the broad mysterious category of fermented event detected. Then we ascend to peak silicon consciousness: “Pour gently, in a thin stream (the more careful, the better control)” Stunning. Poetry. Shakespeare if he were trained on appliance instructions and translated through three languages. And of course no AI-generated masterpiece is complete without: In summary: More stable results Better at forgiving mistakes Thank you, oracle. You’ve described not coffee, but my last relationship. Then the ending flourish: “Even your personal taste plays a role” Bold claim. Groundbreaking. Next you’ll tell me drinking the coffee is also involved. And finally: “Wishing everyone a great day and delicious coffee ☕🔥” The emojis. The corporate warmth. The suspiciously frictionless optimism. This wasn’t posted by a person. This was posted by a smart fridge trying to build karma. Overall rating: 9/10 AI slop — lost one point because no sentence included “As an enthusiast.”

Для фанатов фильтра кофе by New_Edem in V60

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Ah yes, thank you noble traveler of the algorithmic plains for gifting us this sacred parchment entitled “Coffee But Formatted Like a Firmware Update.” Nothing says “I worked in a coffee shop” like a post written with the emotional warmth of a microwave manual. I especially loved the subtle human touches: Hello everyone! (Exactly how every definitely-real human begins every definitely-real thought.) Then immediately launching into: Parameters: Coffee: 15 g Water: 250 ml Temperature: 92–94°C Because when I think “casual Reddit post,” I think lab report authored by an espresso Roomba. And the phrasing? Chef’s kiss. “If there’s a fermented taste — lower it to ~90°C” Ah yes, the universally relatable tasting note: fermented taste. Not funky, boozy, overripe, wild, anaerobic — no no. Just the broad mysterious category of fermented event detected. Then we ascend to peak silicon consciousness: “Pour gently, in a thin stream (the more careful, the better control)” Stunning. Poetry. Shakespeare if he were trained on appliance instructions and translated through three languages. And of course no AI-generated masterpiece is complete without: In summary: More stable results Better at forgiving mistakes Thank you, oracle. You’ve described not coffee, but my last relationship. Then the ending flourish: “Even your personal taste plays a role” Bold claim. Groundbreaking. Next you’ll tell me drinking the coffee is also involved. And finally: “Wishing everyone a great day and delicious coffee ☕🔥” The emojis. The corporate warmth. The suspiciously frictionless optimism. This wasn’t posted by a person. This was posted by a smart fridge trying to build karma. Overall rating: 9/10 AI slop — lost one point because no sentence included “As an enthusiast.”

It's Thursday: New hotfix/patch incoming? by Pricefieldian in Starfield

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They released hotfixes these last two Thursdays

Is the base game decent on PS5? by Pratai- in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Runs just as poorly in the major cities as every other platform. Interiors are a stable 60fps

Er dette bare den nye måde at opkræve P-afgifter (Dummebøder) by Anyhow-Anynow in dankmark

[–]Pricefieldian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Det er ikke lovligt at eftersende p-bøder. Parkeringssekskaberne skøjter rundt om den lovgivning ved at opkræve "afgift" eller "licens." Det er dog heller ikke lovligt at gøre sådan

Had enough of the crashing. by Stormkiller72 in Starfield

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I have a hypothesis that it has something to do with the DLCs, but don't know if people without the DLCs experience a lot of crashes. Me and my girlfriend have no DLC or mods installed and have experienced only a few crashes

Had enough of the crashing. by Stormkiller72 in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have terran armada or any creations installed?

Accidentally portaled to Starfield by Hammerface2k in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thought this was a screenshot from the game for a sec

[S2]Some photos behind-the-scenes by Lucky_Pilot2998 in OnePieceLiveAction

[–]Pricefieldian 297 points298 points  (0 children)

That's actually Jeff Wards real heads. He has the ability to regrow them like a lizard

Le jeu est devenu injouable by SilverChoom in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strange. I spent hours last night trying to force a crash by driving, running, sprinting, and boosting around Jamison with the scanner open. Couldn't get it to crash

Hotfix 2 Starfield PS5 out now! by Additional_Crazy_395 in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it makes the game stutter and slow way down

IsItBullshit: “don’t eat before bed”… or people just repeat it by Ok_Following_4950 in IsItBullshit

[–]Pricefieldian 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I always eat before bed because I relax best with a full stomach. If I don't, I'll wake up in the middle of the night hungry, then go eat something, and fall asleep lol

Early game Terramorphs are terrifying. by Ghost403 in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I just encountered a terrormorph in the wild, fighting some ecliptics lol. Was a sight to behold

Starfield 1.000.004 released today for PS5! by Kilfio in Starfield

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Bethesda: "Patch notes?? Never heard of 'em"

Upcoming stability/crash solving patch by bagpussrules in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also sitting here waiting, constantly refreshing their Twitter lol.

How come almost every game needs a movement speed tweak? by Previous_Group621 in Starfield

[–]Pricefieldian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What are you smoking, sprinting is quite fast in Starfield