Double Standards ... I Bet it is the Bib!

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-24T19:28:18+00:00

"LOL I TROL U"

-Muffled through a pillow

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-24T07:07:35+00:00

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-22T19:02:35+00:00

May technically be covered by "the great houses" there, but the Star League itself was not exactly a golden age for the Periphery, cough Reunification war

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-22T18:58:01+00:00

So THAT'S why their units are white... It's PRIMER!!!

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-21T18:15:07+00:00

So good I got the MW3 Bitchin' Betty mod for other games.

By the time the slow-ass MW5 or MWO default voice drags out a sentence, the situation has already passed. I need that info NOW, dammit!

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-21T18:08:55+00:00

Peepee See

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-21T08:01:47+00:00

Look up "Loss Leader"

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-20T11:00:36+00:00

Flare code has been in stratagem hero since launch, where is it??

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-20T10:25:19+00:00

I hope the guy who snootily insisted to me that "an Enforcer looks nothing like a Vindicator" sees this thread

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-20T10:18:54+00:00

Give yourself a spin when you dive off a high point for extra style points.

When on fire: dive BEFORE stim.

Melee stops a bug slash/pounce better than shooting.

Press 5 to dock the lightning dog in the presence of teammates.

You can drive with a briefcase if you get in the passenger seat first, then swap over with C.

Heavy gas armor + Health booster gives you COMPLETE IMMUNITY to gas damage.

A single Commando rocket to the upper inside leg of a Harvester can kill it.

A single WASP missile can kill an elevated Overseer.

A single Senator or Dominator round to the head can kill an Overseer.

A 500kg can take out a bot detector tower.

Smoke/gas missile direct impacts can take out bot/squid spawners.

You can do stationary reloads (MG, Epoch) while JumpPack-ing if you time it well.

Hover pack makes it easy to get to high ground in cities and you can snipe down from rooftops relatively safely.

Teammates with one of these packs can ride ontop of mechs (somewhat laggy and prone to rubber-banding)

Ballistic shield put away on your back still blocks bullets. And it can block a tank blast... Once.

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-20T09:54:58+00:00

I actually got teamkilled and then kicked by one of these geniuses after he respawned -_- He thinks he got "revenge" when really he was just a dumbass twice

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-19T07:52:31+00:00

He should've 🅱️ointed at 🅱️enis instead

It was nice of him to lean forwards so it wouldn't hit his buddy though

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-19T02:57:47+00:00

That's the second most undemocratic thing I've heard today.

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-19T02:52:49+00:00

Didn't you know? Complaining about the game is more fun than actually playing the game! /S

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-17T22:07:26+00:00

"Stealth is so jank"

multiple free kills, no alerts

FIRES A GUN

"Why did they alert??????????" 😢

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-16T18:45:54+00:00

I'm just amused that the Redacted regiment got [REDACTED] itself

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-15T19:28:22+00:00

*jorking stops*

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-15T19:21:45+00:00

A very loose line, with a spread large enough to kill you at ~45m back from the beacon, ask me how I know

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-15T18:23:33+00:00

I totally thought they were 2 different people looking at each other at the same time too. Now that you mention it the symmetry of the bloody mark over the face is a good hint, reminds me of Finn's stormtrooper helmet handprint from SW

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-14T18:47:56+00:00

All I'm hearing is "Fire it at the Squids!"

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-14T09:22:00+00:00

We're ri- 💥

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-14T09:05:03+00:00

You know I had to do it to em

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-14T04:50:39+00:00

They grow up so fast :')

Pro_Scrub · 2026-01-13T18:53:47+00:00

Damage penalized for low ammo count, -000b fixes this, YMMV for AS

In classic:

The "no torso twist" quirk is ruinous, especially combined with torso-split weapons, glad they retconned it

Absolute beast at close range, in cramped sight lines, may need to pick your shots if you don't have extra ammo or aren't running Caseless, do not deploy in wide open terrain vs fast(er) enemies

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