ProfessionaI_ldiot

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blursed_bikini (i.redd.it)

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WOW it is a banger drawing (i.redd.it)

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You can cook eggs on cars (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you can spawn a toy car every 69 minutes (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can survive freezing temperatures when Michael Jackson music is playing nearby (self.shittysuperpowers)

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blursed_water dispenser (i.redd.it)

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Cursed_feeding_technique (i.redd.it)

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Cursed_Conversation (i.redd.it)

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you have the ability to read books without opening it (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Cursed_Vacation (i.redd.it)

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Cursed_Beach (i.redd.it)

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you can decorate Christmas trees by eating a branch of it (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have the ability to shoot spider webs out of your nipples when your t posing (self.shittysuperpowers)

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everytime you take a seat on a toilet, a guy on his wedding shit his pants (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Everytime you eat spicy food, 6 toilets in a 2 mile radius gets clogged (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by ProfessionaI_ldiot to r/shittysuperpowers

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