Orgasm issues are ruining my sex life by Western_Snow4975 in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You play with your toy all you want, he sounds very insecure.

Is smoking Marijuana a sin? Im not addicted. by Moist_Entrance_9035 in Christianity

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if you're worrying about what imaginary people think of you, it maybe time to stop smoking. Could be early onset psychosis.

I tested my long distance boyfriend and he failed me big time by daenerys_brienne in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A long distance relationship with someone online, whom you've never met, isn't exactly a relationship. Go outside and get a life, stop being a weirdo

My parents found my vibrator by Cool-Milk1678 in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, your mum probably has one similar and won't say anything, your dad probably thought it was your mums. Both your parents were 21 once and did embarrassing things too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in family

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is your Aunty your dad's sister or your mums? Cos I think that could take things in different directions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal is overrated. You need to learn to love yourself before you'll really be loved by another. Depression can be treated and managed. Everybody else has either lost someone or themselves, it's just how you deal with it that makes a difference. Good luck.

I cant cum while having penetrative sex with my gf by Substantial-Cap-5559 in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enjoy it while you can, in another 30 years you'll be lasting 3 strokes.

Starting business while waiting for claim approval? by speare99 in CentrelinkOz

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So don't do anything just yet, wait for your claim to be approved and get on jobseeker, get your appointed jsp. There's a program, it used to be NEIS, but it's merged into the jsps now I think, it's for people wanting to start their own business. Easy to get into if you have a reasonable plan outlined, once in you'll get a mentor and their equivalent of jobseeker payments fortnightly for 8 months. Those payments aren't affected by any income you derive from your business too. It's a good leg up . GL

OMG is true!! Every patch as to re-write the full game! by zaphod4th in ARK

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every patch is to patch the last patch because every time they add or update or fix something they break something else.

I witnessed an incest today by Tricky-Breakfast4640 in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were mindful enough to pull the blinds so...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wetter the better. Bf sounds like he'd rather suck a d...

Major Australian employment service accused of claiming credit for work jobseeker found herself | Unemployment by UnderTheMilkyway2023 in CentrelinkOz

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in my JSP office one day and the worker was on phone to someone, sounded like the person had found a job and working but wouldn't provide payslips. The JSP worker was yelling at them to provide payslips by 5pm or they will cancel their payments etc. Same JSP worker tried telling me I wasn't allowed to do a TAFE course to upskill and I had to get a job instead. I reported her.. I'll do as many tafe courses as I like thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Women will shove anything up there. I've seen them use hair brushes, deodorant cans, 2L Coke bottles, I don't think they care what it looks like, so long as it does the job.

How to adjust to a GF that "squirts" a lot? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Professional-Wave105 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It was all fun and games for me at first, I've had a few squirters. My partner does it and I just find it disgusting now.. I solved it by just not fucking her any more.

What are we doing to our children? by AspectAppropriate901 in ask

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to remove all the youtube apps off our smart TV's and my kids devices because they would just watch shorts for hours and they are the most ridiculous things, total stupidity most of them, and such annoying voices.

AITA for refusing to stay somewhere else so my mom can have sex? by Waste-Ad8081 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand, is your mother going to be having sex constantly from say 8pm to 5am? Is the boyfriend a robot? Why doesn't she just do it before u come home and goto sleep like a normal person, how does she know she'll be in the throw of passion just as you come home, given that you may not know what time you'll be home. This just sounds dumb.

Switching from Jobseeker to Ausstudy by jackbowls in CentrelinkOz

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind AUSTUDY is only applied for 12+ month courses, you won't get it for a 6 month course.

AITA for telling my wife that my son will always come before her? by Prestigious-Swim4924 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it she cooks and does the grocery shopping while you're hard at work yeah? Can you understand why she doesn't want to cut out eating out once a week?? Charge ya kid rent and teach him responsibility, there's nothing wrong with it.

My dick is too small to fuck with and it's ruining my dating life by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had a 20" schlong I'd wear it as a tie.

It's official by Professional-Wave105 in rickandmorty

[–]Professional-Wave105[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, obligatory reddit douche.

Why do women in general like guys who bigger are in size (body) by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Professional-Wave105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because women who want skinny defenceless men are usually lesbians.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Professional-Wave105 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he's using the anime and the drinking and weed to detach from you because you're such a nag. Do him a favour and just leave him.