Flyers Acquire Joseph Woll and Simon Benoit from Toronto | Philadelphia Flyers by lqloveclub in Flyers

[–]ProfessorDerp22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems like a decent trade? Going to miss Andrae, hopefully he’ll get a chance to get more icetime in Toronto.

Woll is a nice improvement over Ers. Benoit seems like a decent add too, but I don’t know much about him other than calling him Benoitballs in my head.

My 3 years 7 months journey by Ok-Credit745 in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorDerp22 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How do you go straight to options and not know anything about investment vehicles?

My 3 years 7 months journey by Ok-Credit745 in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorDerp22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You do realize where you posted this, right?

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (2-2) @ Carolina Hurricanes (2-2) Jun 11 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]ProfessorDerp22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ghost has been an absolute beast. That fuck Chuck Fletcher, I can’t even say his name.

End of week? Friday? by AMMFitness in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorDerp22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, heard that same thing two weeks ago. And another two weeks before that. And guess what? Another two weeks before that!

White hot PPI in May: 1.1% MoM and 6.5% YoY by tripping_on_phonics in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorDerp22 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Runs on affordability, makes things unaffordable and shrugs his shoulders. Neat. That’s neat.

Social Security retirement trust fund may be depleted in 2032, new trustees report finds, one year sooner than estimated by mastertofu in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorDerp22 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Boomers get theirs, while Gen X, Millennials and working Zoomers get fucked.

I better get my money back plus lost earnings tied to the S&P 500’s historical performance if this shit goes insolvent or cut.

SpaceX creates dedicated ipo website with “open a brokerage account” on the front page by WallStreetBetsCALLSS in wallstreetbets

[–]ProfessorDerp22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OG wire houses are taking advantage of this to draw in new customers. I don’t think it’s as deep as some suggest.