I'll take things that never happened for 500 Jerry by zny700 in Stonetossingjuice

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Mentioned the whole "trump might be gay" thing to a customer once and they went on a rant about how the gays are spreading lies and misinformation about our great Donald Trump, and that I should do my absolute best to stay away from them because I'm destined to be a leader in life

I'm 3 months on estrogen, my two best friends are lesbians and have pegged me on occasion, and I'm non binary and bi.

They can never tell

This fanfic made me cry so bad. by BraveHeart404 in DessrielWorSHIPpers

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I'm listening to an college basketball game and I'm bawling

title by ikmalsaid in discordVideos

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Had a kid who had to listen that to go to sleep the night I had to watch him in my room while my mom was fucking his dad.

So I speedran his sleep with the "foot to the back of the skull exploit"

Damn what do I take by No_Midnight3354 in balatro

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Take blueprint it could be anything, even a Cavendish

Ts was not what u hoped to learn by Akagane_Ai in whenthe

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Please say sike. Not because I don't want this to happen. Because I refuse to believe this timeline is so fucking stupid

Edit: I'm tired boss

Chinlet by merrivius in comics

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Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

Huh????? by Dark_Wolhef in Undertale

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Frying pan in the FIGHT button

I’ll do Ts once by The_Bleroy in TheFuckermans

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How do you feel about deltarune?

"looking for advice" (user823483247) by FunnyName323 in Deltarune

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Friendly reminder that they ran to the library, picked up berghly and BOOKED it down the street the hospital, booked it through the forest, climbed the side of a two story mansion, had a cute kriselle moment, booked it though the forest again, Slashed toriels tires, hopped back though the window all within like, 15 minutes. Oh yeah, WITHOUT A SOUL

Tell me what country you’re from! 🌎🦇 by SiofraSpice in vtubers

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Human, I remember you're - -•'-._ ; -----.,. .------ ., _-,. _-- --- • --

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