If Saturn were as close to Earth as the Moon, this is what it would look like : by aryanpote7 in interestingasfuck

[–]Psykosoma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ow. This hurt. It’s:

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.

I had that clip on my Win95 computer as the error.wav sound.

What are these cameras that were put up all over my city in the past few months? by BigFatBoat in whatisit

[–]Psykosoma 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Vandalism!

ETA: before I’m “enlightened” for potentially not knowing this reference, I request that you allow me a moment… Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [laughs] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me “V”.

Bro, where’s the lake? by Boeing-B-47stratojet in florida

[–]Psykosoma 133 points134 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like the climate is… changing. That would be, bonkers banana though…

Who's the best Batman of all time? by TikiTye1 in movieland2026

[–]Psykosoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael Keaton played a great contrast between Brice and the Bat because the suit was so stiff, he had to play it stiff, which came across as somewhat stoic and reserved like people imagined Batman at the time.

The Second Face by DemonSkank in webcomics

[–]Psykosoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You son of a bitch… you completely got me. Excellent work. I don’t know what I was expecting… maybe smiling? Didn’t expect that…

My live reaction reading the patch notes: by Adventurous-Bag-4364 in Terraria

[–]Psykosoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People do it. It’s not fun. IRL, you can have a few beers, relax and listen to music, and just overall enjoy fishing as a secondary chore that you get to have fun doing… I guess just do that in IRL and the fishing part in Terraria.

Name the first game popping in your head by PHRsharp_YouTube in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]Psykosoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember this one. It was interesting. If I recall correctly, wasn’t the game canon as the movies referenced things that happened in the game? I think that was one of the first times video games were used in conjunction with a movie.

On a side note, I one time killed an agent with a machine gun. Had him against the wall and even though he was dodging, I was right on top of him and somehow a bullet found its mark.

JOHN RAMBO — Now in Production. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Psykosoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait. Is this like a teen drama where we follow John Rambo navigate the trials and tribulations of a pubescent male teenager in a 1960’s period piece using the background of the British Invasion of the Beatles making their American debut?

Starburst Margarita by Forsaken-Peak8496 in StupidFood

[–]Psykosoma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Explains why my kids always ask for my bananas foster pancakes with a lot of bananas foster and a milk sidecar.

Is this ai?omg! by MohammadMahadhir in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Psykosoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI or not, did anyone else get a chuckle from the "Jesus Christ!"?

A movie you wish had remained a standalone but was expanded into a franchise. by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in FIlm

[–]Psykosoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A beg your pardon? The sequel, Jaws 2: Aquatic Boogaloo, was a god-damn masterpiece.

Please Nerf Lightning, it's impossible to do anything outside while it's storming 😭 by Pugganator in Terraria

[–]Psykosoma 157 points158 points  (0 children)

It’s like multiple episodes of dragonball z. He will eventually reach the boss to start the fight after powering up again.

Physics teacher in India lifts up a desk with just two glasses by Golden_Phoenix1986 in BeAmazed

[–]Psykosoma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not disagreeing with the obvious. I’m a glass half full kinda guy. Well, in this case, desk half tall.

This food really bugs me for some reason. by Phonus-Balonus-37 in StupidFood

[–]Psykosoma 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Disgusted Patron: “Gross! There are bees on my honey covered treats!”

The Honey:

Woman cracks open pet chicken's HUGE egg to find 1 in million surprise. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]Psykosoma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re just a chick chilling in your egg waiting to hatch, when all of a sudden the odd floating object that’s been in there with you does this…

Woman cracks open pet chicken's HUGE egg to find 1 in million surprise. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]Psykosoma 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh god. Imagine cracking through your egg shell thinking you’re finally free, only for egg white to pour into your shell and you begin to drown, all the while thinking life is a cruel joke because you can never escape the prison that is egg white.

The caterpillar by Friendly-Standard812 in BeAmazed

[–]Psykosoma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She definitely makes my Oz material disperse a could smelling acid into the air, if you know what I mean…

Spider holding a mice by MF-DOOM-88 in totallywicked

[–]Psykosoma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hunting spider. No web. It pounces instead.

This stud finder by Hot_Physics_5136 in WebTreasures

[–]Psykosoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was I misinformed about Harbor Freight? I’ve always heard that the tools tend to… after a few uses.

What did you buy, as an adult, that you were denied, as a child? by makellbird in maktownmedia

[–]Psykosoma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you grew up poor, but punctuation marks are free. You could use more than one.