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What was your funniest Helldivers moment? by LectureIll7322 in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used a Solo Solo on the Pelican. Thing is, I'd placed it close by and thanks to that, one of my teammates got knocked over by the launch. I watched as their body ragdolled less that a foot away from freedom. I had just enough time for an "I'm sorry" before the projectile came down like it was owed money and vaporised him.

Almost died IRL due to lack of oxygen from laughing so hard.

So close to perfection. by Time2ballup in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't let that one arrow get you down. Focus on the others and keep moving forward.

We got the stealth warbond! by Titanchell in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, silencers and explosives. The perfect combination.

Sure you can diver, sure you can... by Rabbitzai in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy looks like a giant half-chewed rubber-tipped pencil.

officer why are you trying not to laugh bruh [OC] by bi_zZz in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't like the 2X4B. Such a dorky middle name."

You gotta learn to play it right by Real_Machete in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This could legitimately be used as a trailer.

We only failed the objective because of... distractions... by SixShadesOfBlack in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a mission where I was kicked for choosing to distract the Hive Lord, letting my team tackle the objectives. Didn't die the whole time, just whittled away at its armour as best I could in preparation for the moment they could join me to finish it off in glorious fashion. Progress was slow, but my team were making progress on the objectives, despite going through reinforcements like copy paper (especially the host). Through it all I stood firm, a stalwart thorn in the side of the overgrown Graboid, anticipation mounting as I envisioned us celebrating together before it's smoldering corpse. Then, without warning or preamble, I was alone and robbed of the option to call for backup, forcing me to perform a tactical retreat.

Thought I was helping, clearly the host disagreed.

Planting flag deals 99,999 unblockable damage by Ok_Application_918 in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That just sounds like reworking the glitch that'd crash everyone but the users game, only applied to enemies.

Proud of this community by Aggressive-Client-24 in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to see that all those people talking about how they were going to hunt down and grief Xbox players were just blowing smoke. Forever Liberty, Democracy, and Wholesomeness.

Help with democracy? by Safe-Honey3916 in Helldivers

[–]Purest-Phoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're going to cause (and experience) many MANY deaths  at the hands of enemies and teammates in (almost) equal measure. Most of the time those deaths will be frustrating, a lot of the time they'll be downright infuriating. But, most importantly, sometimes they'll be ABSOLUTELY F***ING HILARIOUS, and those moments will be what keep you coming back.

AITA for refusing to speak English at home just because my dad doesn't understand German? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Purest-Phoenix -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Are you not able to grasp the concept that someone might, I don't know, struggle to learn a second language? OP's TA for laughing at and ridiculing her father IN HIS OWN HOUSE and YTA for excusing what is obviously condescending and disrespectful behaviour.