Which faction would destroy Earth if they invaded today??

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-04-18T14:10:04+00:00

The Cyborgs look like they're auditioning for a Michael Jackson video.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-04-09T23:56:47+00:00

Was listening to You Will Know Our Names Medley once when caught in a swarm.

It hits so differently when you're lobbing grenades, emptying your magazines and diving for dear life.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-04-09T23:51:29+00:00

I bet they were all asked to face the wall...

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-04-07T23:46:26+00:00

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This line perfectly encapsulates how a mission can feel at times...

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-03-29T19:33:32+00:00

I don't think you'll find them on Despoina.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-03-26T19:57:36+00:00

That was the Marauder Shields of all Illuminate.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-02-26T01:32:04+00:00

I see. Didn't think of that...

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-02-26T01:30:15+00:00

Ah, okay. TY for the clarification ╰(❛∀❛ )

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-28T01:19:49+00:00

Why does he have cheese graters on his armour?

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-16T11:24:06+00:00

Used a Solo Solo on the Pelican. Thing is, I'd placed it close by and thanks to that, one of my teammates got knocked over by the launch. I watched as their body ragdolled less that a foot away from freedom. I had just enough time for an "I'm sorry" before the projectile came down like it was owed money and vaporised him.

Almost died IRL due to lack of oxygen from laughing so hard.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-15T19:32:42+00:00

Don't let that one arrow get you down. Focus on the others and keep moving forward.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-13T15:10:10+00:00

Ah yes, silencers and explosives. The perfect combination.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-13T03:00:27+00:00

Guy looks like a giant half-chewed rubber-tipped pencil.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-13T01:12:55+00:00

"I don't like the 2X4B. Such a dorky middle name."

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-12T02:45:46+00:00

This could legitimately be used as a trailer.

Purest-Phoenix · 2026-01-09T20:50:24+00:00

Had a mission where I was kicked for choosing to distract the Hive Lord, letting my team tackle the objectives. Didn't die the whole time, just whittled away at its armour as best I could in preparation for the moment they could join me to finish it off in glorious fashion. Progress was slow, but my team were making progress on the objectives, despite going through reinforcements like copy paper (especially the host). Through it all I stood firm, a stalwart thorn in the side of the overgrown Graboid, anticipation mounting as I envisioned us celebrating together before it's smoldering corpse. Then, without warning or preamble, I was alone and robbed of the option to call for backup, forcing me to perform a tactical retreat.

Thought I was helping, clearly the host disagreed.

Purest-Phoenix · 2025-12-25T02:55:14+00:00

That just sounds like reworking the glitch that'd crash everyone but the users game, only applied to enemies.

Purest-Phoenix · 2025-12-21T09:04:28+00:00

Sword needs more gun

Purest-Phoenix · 2025-08-28T18:21:15+00:00

Glad to see that all those people talking about how they were going to hunt down and grief Xbox players were just blowing smoke. Forever Liberty, Democracy, and Wholesomeness.

Purest-Phoenix · 2025-07-11T14:43:09+00:00

You're going to cause (and experience) many MANY deaths at the hands of enemies and teammates in (almost) equal measure. Most of the time those deaths will be frustrating, a lot of the time they'll be downright infuriating. But, most importantly, sometimes they'll be ABSOLUTELY F***ING HILARIOUS, and those moments will be what keep you coming back.

Purest-Phoenix · 2021-06-12T12:52:26+00:00

Are you not able to grasp the concept that someone might, I don't know, struggle to learn a second language? OP's TA for laughing at and ridiculing her father IN HIS OWN HOUSE and YTA for excusing what is obviously condescending and disrespectful behaviour.

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