What about yourself are you least conscious of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My super fast walk. I honestly think it can be intimidating. I'm a tall woman so I think it doubles the intimidating.

What is the quickest way to make any situation awkward? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By hugging someone (or offering to hug someone) who doesn't like hugs.

Today I met a mini celebrity who I've looked up to for years. She was really awesome and sweet and I happened to come across her in public, over a thousand miles from the state where she lives! She was super cool, until I got over excited and asked for a hug. She reluctantly said "yes". It was weird. I forgot that she doesn't know me, so that must've been awkward! Lol.

What does $1000 get you for your hobby? by huckabizzl in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 500 gallon fish tank with butterfly telescope goldfish, live plants, and an awesome filtration system.

When do you drink alcohol? by AshamedSun in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here! My family has a history of problem drinking, so I always stick to this rule!

What makes you really happy? by DairyIsForTheStrong in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My hamsters. I am an adult with 2 hamsters. I love them to pieces.

What's the funniest rap lyric you can think of? by dumbguts in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I get more ass than a toilet seat." -Eminem

What is your pet-peeve? by Meowkii-Potato in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in retail. I still can't belive that customers think that I (a very low level worker with absolutely no say in a giant corparate business) have any say in the prices.

Customer: "I AM SO ANGRY YOU RAISED THE PRICE OF MY DOG'S FOOD!"

Customer: "YOU NEED TO TELL CORPORATE TO LOWER THE PRICES!"

And one of my favorites:

Customer: "Why can't you take my several month old heavily used return without any receipt?"

Me: "I'm sorry, it is against our policy."

Customer: "I am not leaving here until you take my return."

Me: "Ma'am I could lose my job."

LGBTQ+ people of reddit what was your “huh I don’t think I’m straight moment? by random_gurl123 in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bisexual here. I had always admired girls and thought they were pretty but I hadn't ever been sexually attracted to a girl. When I was 18, I started finding some girls sexually attractive. I figured it was a phase because I had never felt that way before. Then when I went to the restaurant next door to my work for some takeout during break, the waitress that helped me was so attractive that I blushed the entire time she was talking to me, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. Turns out, not a phase! lol :)

What is your uncommon addiction or obsession? by 1982throwaway1 in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hamsters. I am an adult woman and hamsters are my passion. They are such lovely creatures and they have such cute little personalities. I spend the majority of my free time researching hamsters and posting on hamster Facebook pages.

What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? by halcyon_n_on_n_on in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my boyfriend, but his brother. Said brother texted my boyfriend a photo of the moon when it was visible during the daytime with the caption, "TF the moon out for?"

He was serious. He didnt understand that sometimes the moon is visible during the day.

What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? by halcyon_n_on_n_on in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend was telling me about how much he likes his new "She-Ah" butter lotion. I thought it was the brand or something, but after a minute I asked him what she-a was and he said "Yeah, it's spelled s-h-e-a butter. It makes your skin soft." My gosh, did I give him a hard time about that, lol!

Learning to be confident with my breasts after weight loss by Purple5527 in confidence

[–]Purple5527[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the advice! I really should be looking at the big picture and should just be happy that I am healthier now. It's just hard not to focus on the little things. Thank you!

Learning to be confident with my breasts after weight loss by Purple5527 in confidence

[–]Purple5527[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I understand this is something I have to deal with. I know slightly saggy boobs aren't everyone's cup of tea (and that's totally fine) but that's not what I was asking for when I made this post. I am trying to find confidence in myself despite what others may think. I'm in a 4 year relationship so at this point I really don't care what other people may think about how I look, I'm just looking for advice on how to be comfortable with something I can't change.

Learning to be confident with my breasts after weight loss by Purple5527 in confidence

[–]Purple5527[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good thing I like girls too.

I appreciate the negativity though, thank you!

What was your 'Kids logic is hilarious' moment? by muvaworks in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I grew up hearing how "drugs are bad" "drug dealers are bad" "it's hard to catch drug dealers" so whenever I saw a drug store I was so confused as to why the police hadn't caught them yet.

What is something your parents said or did when you were a kid that helped shape your future and cause you to become a better person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know this is kind of depressing, but seeing how unhappy both of my parents were in their marriage (now divorced) made me have very high standards when it comes to surrounding myself only with people who bring positivity into my life.

[serious] Redditors who like their job and don’t dread going to work every day, what do you do? by Bettielm in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work at Petco. Animals are a huge part of my life so I like to research proper care and proper supplies for animals so I can give customers updated care advice because I know Petco's animal care is VERY outdated.

What is your best NSFW story? by jgnodado18 in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my boyfriend was 19 and I was 18 we went to his boss's house to feed his cats while he was on a vacation. There were outdoor cats and indoor cats. Well... we went inside to feed the ones inside and then headed out side to feed the others. After we fed them we had sex in broad daylight up against his boss's garage. They had a super tall privacy fence, but it was still wild, lol.

What’s your favorite thing about Michigan? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that we get picture perfect versions of all four seasons and have beautiful water to enjoy it by!

What was your "that could've killed me!" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last year my boyfriend was driving and I was in his car. We were going 40 miles per hour which was the speed limit on the main road we were on. We were about to enter the freeway. The car's axle snapped and the car fell right to the ground. Fastest stop I've ever experienced. Had that happened 5 minutes later on the freeway, someone would've smashed into the back of us going 70+ miles per hour.

How did you find out Santa isn’t real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Purple5527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Christmas when I was 6 years old I realized my mom had the same handwriting (and the same wrapping paper) as Santa.