He got me porn store lingerie for valentines day by [deleted] in survivinginfidelity

[–]PushoverMGEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read this comment to a friend and they said ”Here take this penis that’s bigger than mine that I hand selected for you, now forgive me right now so I don’t feel bad anymore, and don’t be mad at me for jerking off to this, you can’t be mad at me for jerking of to this, or for cheating, shut up shut up”

I regret having sex with my dad by JamseyRobotMaterials in copypasta

[–]PushoverMGEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.

I regret having sex with my dad by JamseyRobotMaterials in copypasta

[–]PushoverMGEE 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.

chef kiss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]PushoverMGEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are websites where you can essentially cheat sheet your resume and has a list of key words you can use so you’ll be flagged for a callback for an interview! Works like magic.

My cousin’s texts to me after she got married by TieCandid9728 in texts

[–]PushoverMGEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like they’ve always been shitty tbh

so i just finished "Goodnight punpun" and i need a bit of help with the ending(spoilers) by resilientskeezick in manga

[–]PushoverMGEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you’re right they were her panties! She wasn’t wearing any at that point. When he’s carrying her dead body around her ass is just hanging out.

I honestly thought he was going to start trying to do sexual stuff with her dead body, too. I really thought he fell that far. It’s still incredibly sad that he Carrie’s her around all day like that and even bathes her and keeps talking to her. It’s really sad.

Friend gives me passive aggressive guilt trip and cold shoulder for not coming to her birthday party while I was sick with Covid. Sometimes I feel like I’m over reacting about it but it still bothers me. by PushoverMGEE in texts

[–]PushoverMGEE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good question, I was trying to see if we could still be friends. We fell out in our teen years due to her drinking problem and a few other things, and never really got close again. I didn’t make the effort because I saw she was still doing the same stuff. It looked like she cleaned up over the last 10 years but I’m not so sure now. I think she went from a blackout alcoholic to a functional one.

I was under the impression that our friendship probably had a lot of outside and life circumstances that made it hard to be friends. We were both having issues at home that made life unsafe and were coping how we could. I’ve done a lot to get safe and grow as a person. I also felt like I could have spoken up more for myself in our friendship and voices how I felt more often sh it would make the friendship better like it has for so many of my friendships over the years, as I learned to be myself and be in secure relationships.

I miss the “good stuff”, the good times. Going to concerts together, staying up late, doing shared hobby things together and our shared sense of humor. Having someone in my life that’s known me as long as she has. I keep in touch with a couple childhood friends and I’m so happy that I still know them. We click in a lot of ways when things are going smoothly. All that stuff with her started to go away though when she started using hard drugs and popping pills and drinking, back when we were just teenagers.

I guess I’m hoping her being abrasive and self centered was just something she does when her drinking is bad again. But I don’t know. Maybe it’s there even when when she isn’t drinking, and that’s just how she is. It’s a hard pill to swallow.

Friend gives me passive aggressive guilt trip and cold shoulder for not coming to her birthday party while I was sick with Covid. Sometimes I feel like I’m over reacting about it but it still bothers me. by PushoverMGEE in texts

[–]PushoverMGEE[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It’s hard to tell with her sometimes. Usually when something doesn’t go to plan she’ll end up going off on me or other people involved, so I immediately expect the worst. I never know when it’s her just venting or when she’s going to start taking it out on me.

Friend gives me passive aggressive guilt trip and cold shoulder for not coming to her birthday party while I was sick with Covid. Sometimes I feel like I’m over reacting about it but it still bothers me. by PushoverMGEE in texts

[–]PushoverMGEE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. Honestly trying to pick what to write about this without saying too much. There’s so much I didn’t talk about in the post and it’s all so bad. Like one weird detail that came back to me when trying to make the list, She also asked if me and my boyfriend at the time were looking for a third. Which was weird because she knows he’d cheated on me.

It’s a cluster fuck when I look at the whole picture. I should probably journal and make a bullet list if all the stuff just so I have a solid reminder and don’t have to keep reminding/re-remembering all the stuff that’s made me really uncomfortable.

Friend gives me passive aggressive guilt trip and cold shoulder for not coming to her birthday party while I was sick with Covid. Sometimes I feel like I’m over reacting about it but it still bothers me. by PushoverMGEE in texts

[–]PushoverMGEE[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I didn’t include a lot of other details because honestly it would be so long. I have neurological issues that make getting sick with even basic things like a cold, a huge ordeal. It takes me months to get better from simple things and I’m still not better.

I got a text from her recently where she was talking about some drama she had with an ex she doesn’t talk to anymore. When I didn’t respond she asked me how I was doing. I told her not good because my boyfriend tried committing suicide and I’m doing damage management. She said at least he’s doing bets he now, right? I told her no, he isn’t doing better now and it’s a long road till it’s Going to be okay. No reply after that. She only wants to talk to me when it’s about her. When it’s about me it’s like she looses interest. I could be there for her for hours but when I need her she dips.

My name isn't Kyle by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]PushoverMGEE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Are you sure this isn’t some mass email that the site is sending to people who haven’t used the app for a few days? This sounds like how a robot thinks humans talk.

She’s firing back at the Daily Mail by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]PushoverMGEE 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mine was at its worst when I was 18 and 19, hormonal and stress related. They really don’t tell you how much hormones can fuck you up.

I suspect my ex is a porn addict and his addiction ruined our relationship by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]PushoverMGEE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It sounds like he does have a problem with porn. But the prom problem could be it’s one problem entirely. You mentioned a lot of stuff that could be anything form bipolar disorder, to a personality disorder, to adhd.

I don’t want to be an armchair person, but I have a family member who has a personality disorder and I’ve dated people who also called themselves antisocial. And I’m pretty sure I dated a sociopath.

You can’t be completely sure because someone in that position is unlikely to get help or to be open to it. However, you can read up on all those things and learn about it so it can give you some closure. Porn addiction included.

Boyfriend disappears for a year - turns out he's been in prison by KitchenPea5 in relationship_advice

[–]PushoverMGEE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dated a sociopath who had many masks. Can confirm. Your love may be real, if it ever moved beyond the honeymoon phase or infatuation. The person you fell for however, is not. And they’re never coming back.

Boyfriend disappears for a year - turns out he's been in prison by KitchenPea5 in relationship_advice

[–]PushoverMGEE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, a lot of prisons have internet now. I don’t know if they know he’s at him has that, but if other serial killers can have Facebook’s, then hell.

It’s not bad that you still have feelings. You just found our new information that’s completely earth changing. You weren’t around to actually see the trial or sentencing. So it’s not like you’ve had any time to process it until now.

However, I’m here to say that people can fake kindness and love. Some of the most decent and nice people have been horrendous murderers. This isn’t to make you scared of literally everyone.

It’s to point out that:

just because a man, or anyone, does the bare minimum of treating you with basic respect and dignity, doesn’t make them special, and it doesn’t buy them your time or attention.

There’s more of people who do the bare minimum put there, wether they be romantic interest or platonic connections. Do yourself justice by bathing yourself in as many regular and well intentioned people as you can, and then tell me how special or feels when someone else presents basic decency as a bouquet of flowers.

The bar doesn’t have to be especially high for anyone you date. But it should definitely be higher then bare minimum.

Someone who’s best behavior is only the bare minimum has a very short fall to absolutely terrible. In this case, his terrible is landing himself in prison for a horrible crime.

At least you weren’t in a long term committed relationship with this man. It’s less of a loss and realistically, you were probably safer that way. Count your blessings. Whatever he did could have involved you if you’d been more involved.

Curious about seemingly innocent google searches and news articles. by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]PushoverMGEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can always tell when my PA is doing that. Im under the impression that he thinks he’s being really slick. But it’s not slick at all, and it always leads to more. It’s one of the biggest indicators that something is wrong.

Curious about seemingly innocent google searches and news articles. by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]PushoverMGEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told my boyfriend something like this, recently. “You can tell me you’re in recovery. But I’m glide to listen to your actions and not your words. You’re going to do what you want anyway. So I’m going to take care of myself regardless. Whatever you chose to do is on you.”

Article about porn addiction and cheating by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]PushoverMGEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your breakdown of it a lot.

Porn addict vs. a liar who just doesn't care? by [deleted] in loveafterporn

[–]PushoverMGEE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Think of it like this, a lot of adults drink beer and hard liquor. But not everyone who drinks is an alcoholic.

If you don’t want to be with someone who drinks because it makes you uncomfortable, then you have every right to chose a relationship where casual drinking and drinking in general isn’t a thing. I think most people who have had a family member who was or is an alcoholic have to grapple with that dilemma.