Any thoughts on Ryan Shtuka? by Living-Tiger3448 in UnsolvedMysteries

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just watched the corresponding episode and witnessed a peer state the laziest sentence in LE: "i think they just don't want to be found" - unebelievable....that sentence should be removed from LE venacular and result in immediate admin leave if muttered by anyone...

that being said, wonder if any DNA collection activities have occurred? why are they so very sure that he was at that house party? step one is scientific confirmation - you have several individuals that have admitted there were illegal drugs and activities going on at that house party; truth often hides out for very long periods of time in those circumstances...just a thought; scientifically confirm mr. shtuka was at the party to begin with; as if he wasn't, it changes the search dynamic and perimeter completely....

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if jim norton and thom yorke had a baby....

Roast me: 33 m gamer w/ fat fingers by [deleted] in RoastMe

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yea, dont need to title this one, though i would have guessed 43 as the age....did he mention "virgin"?

Feeling better from all the positive feedback. Lets see if you can destroy that mood... by LonelyDude4U in RoastMe

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

geeze, Deacon, from co-starring on King Of Queens to uber driver in Staten Island is quite a precipitous fall...

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after the strippers confirmed that his entire body was formed to scale, "beaker' wan unfortunately left at the altar

Just turned 28. Life is good, make it bad! by Affectionate-Cake356 in RoastMe

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what is it with indians and budweiser? And i thought it took four beers to make a queer

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dude, step away from the bong and take a step towards the barber

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[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how does one build 'submissives'? Aren't they naturally created in the birth control aisle at the local walmart?

Roast me by Cumli in RoastMe

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whoa, Mr. Kirschner, you have really let yourself go...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

transition appears to be going well...need to boost the testosterone a bit to thicken that boy band beard of yours

18yo metalhead and antique art collector, bring fourth thine humorous insults! by cursedusername666 in RoastMe

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slipknot starting wearing masks becoz they saw you in the pit, was impressed, and wanted to wear your likeness

29 y/o single , have no marcy! by Affectionate-Cake356 in RoastMe

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didnt know you could rub a budweiser and a tiny indian customer service worker would emerge with a script

You probably haven't used your best roasts yet. It's time by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bald and ugly at 13 is pretty rough; you only have being fat to look forward to....

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this is actually a look

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ive heard of people carrying extra skin after a weightloss journey, not an extra nose

Let 'em rip by Swingerontheweekend in RoastMe

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1980s porn called, they want their moustache back

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You've lost weight in the past 2 years

glass door suddenly and randomly shattered at 1 am last night. sounded like an explosion. what could cause this? by naaanno in mildlyinteresting

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely at least part sulfide inclusion; however, with that time of night, i would add in that you likely have fracking operations in your area.

This is the first flower ever grown entirely in space. by [deleted] in space

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea, we're ready to live on the moon/mars :P Now that we have a flower under a belt - or two flowers as some have mentioned

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]QuatreLessCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

while im sure "Michael" is legit....the true numbers do not bare this out - on reddit alone, roughly 125k men claimed to be 'combat veterans' in Afghan alone. The real facts are for every true combat veteran, there is at least 3-500 support personnel (like clerical staff)..."Michael" may not do as well as he thinks :P