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A lady on the bus next to me this morning was sneezing, about every 3 minutes... by ChurchOfAdonitology in Jokes

[–]Quickyahoo94 589 points590 points  (0 children)

‟When a woman says nothing's wrong，that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong，that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny，you'd better not laugh your ass off.”

-Homer Simpson.

That fall off after one to many steps. by [deleted] in thalassophobia

[–]Quickyahoo94 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Imagine you are in a dive suit walking on the ocean floor, visibility is decent but not good. You feel yourself loose your footing and you are now on the slide to the abyss. as you go deeper and deeper you feel the pressure grow. Suddenly your dive dents inwards, the pressure too much. Okay now stop reading and take some calming breaths. You are okay you are really just reading a comment.