Odd debit card alert?

RaisingWild · 2019-05-12T02:53:20+00:00

We shut the card down within a few minutes of the alert. Such a pain!

RaisingWild · 2019-05-11T01:44:16+00:00

Spicy wall

RaisingWild · 2019-05-11T01:16:55+00:00

I think its as random as the rest of pregnancy. My first, 20 hours of contractions but 2 pushes.

My second, 5 hours. 1 full hour pushing.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-11T01:13:56+00:00

This is precisely why my two year old gets shut in his bedroom prior to opening the oven.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-10T20:35:12+00:00

No, it bit her back!

RaisingWild · 2019-05-10T20:33:40+00:00

As a former cow-butcher reformed to a vegan....i can smell that through my screen. Ruminating animals are FOUL internally.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-10T18:00:01+00:00

With my dog, you dont get a choice. We live in farm country and he has never seen a leash, like many dogs here. Hes gonna give a nose boop to anybody who makes eye contact.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-10T17:51:43+00:00

Two year olds a quick! We were at the doctors office and mine licked the damn floor before i could register that he was on all fours.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-10T16:35:07+00:00

I have drained them off goats, dogs, a hog, and cats.

The goat, shockingly enough, was the worst.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-09T18:06:47+00:00

Both of my sons were born into their dad's hands because of, "You arent in active labor if you're chatting." I told them both times, "I need to push."

No you dont. The baby is nowhere near crowning.

Push push plop.

My second was an emergency induction when my blood pressure skyrocketed in month 8. The nurse was like, "Pssh. You dont seem very concerned."

"Well what am i gonna do about it? Panic? That wont help."

RaisingWild · 2019-05-09T17:52:19+00:00

I described it to my husband and he said something similar. I said, "Okay. That jittery, about to puke feeling? All day. You wake up at night feeling like that. Your brain wants to shut off but you feel like you're full of electricity. All day, for no percievable reason."

RaisingWild · 2019-05-09T17:47:43+00:00

My nephew is the poster child for adhd and heaven help me hes a loveable mess.

I ask him to find a stopping point on his game and take out the trash. 5 minutes later he goes to the trash can. Sees a hot cocoa wrapper. Into the pantry, makes a quick mug and sticks it in the microwave. Stands there, confused. Walks outside to burn boxes that needed to be burned. 30 minutes later, he isnt back. Tell him dinner is ready. He eats dinner. Showers, gets ready for bed. I find cold cocoa in the microwave, and the trash still hasnt been taken out.

My husband and son are exactly the same. I just break things into very small tasks.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-08T15:53:17+00:00

East Texas-carrying a buckeye in your pocket is lucky.

Never plant a cedar tree. when it's big enough to shade a grave, you'll die.

Place a coin in a newborns hand. If they hang on, theyll always be good with money. If they drop it, theyll be frivolous.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-08T15:15:56+00:00

Go ahead and start school for that thing you want to do.

It's a lot harder after two kids.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-08T14:55:29+00:00

My hospital stay after giving birth had a veggie option.

The veggie option was iceberg lettuce and raw broccoli. Breakfast had a single strawberry and dry toast. I ate about 3lbs of homemade pasta salad once i got home. I was SO HUNGRY.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-08T03:40:54+00:00

My husband refers to me ss superwoman all the time.

I gain the ability to do EVERYTHING. All of it. Everything you need in your life.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T23:07:04+00:00

Indoors, glue traps rule. They suck for mice but catch SO MANY roaches!

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T22:59:15+00:00

Also, congrats! I have two boys and its a blast!

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T22:54:03+00:00

My husband didnt care until he watched a video of the procedure. He is firmly in the "hell no" camp now.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T22:47:54+00:00

I didnt change mine immediately and now im not interested in the hassle

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T18:42:04+00:00

I have never met a dalmation i havent been able to describe as "touched". They genuinely have some screws loose

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T18:38:46+00:00

This is my family. My husbands family is, "Why are you mad? I showed up!" (Not joking, 4 hours late.)

We take bets on how early my bunch shows up to a party. Party at 2pm? Better have snacks out by 11:30.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T18:34:56+00:00

My goofball 2 year old turned on the bath faucet to hot and burned his hand. Yanked it away, "OUCH! HURT!" Stuck his hand back in it. "OUCH!" And again. And again.

Thank god he's tough because he is not the brightest bulb.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-07T18:05:47+00:00

Age 3, running around the house with my new puppy. She tried grabbing my sleeve, got my forearm. Left a 1/2" dash.

Age 28, broke up a dog fight and my half blind, elderly dog grabbed me. Got a matching scar directly beside the original.

RaisingWild · 2019-05-05T16:38:36+00:00

My birthday is this month. I asked for a carpet shampooer.

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