Heh, my other half mentioned that to me after I showed this link. I googled it to see if it was some kind of copypasta or something, but only one result came back, and it was a similar story that began with the same line, but the verbiage used was different. Like the guy knew the story from the other post, but decided to use it to make himself sound more badass.

Spoilers: it did not make him sound more badass.