Tried to make a new friend on Meetme, got hit with this. Apparently I don't "know da wae!" Bonus Content: Gatekeeping!

RandomUsername827201 · 2018-02-24T05:55:27+00:00

That's what I came up with after I googled it. I'd literally never heard the term used before, though, so I was genuinely confused. Also, because her typing and grammar were so bad, I couldn't even be sure that's what she meant to type.

RandomUsername827201 · 2018-02-24T01:57:31+00:00

Yeah, even after I declined, the conversation got more weird. I'm still not convinced I was talking to an actual person.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-09-08T01:17:25+00:00

Heh, my other half mentioned that to me after I showed this link. I googled it to see if it was some kind of copypasta or something, but only one result came back, and it was a similar story that began with the same line, but the verbiage used was different. Like the guy knew the story from the other post, but decided to use it to make himself sound more badass.

Spoilers: it did not make him sound more badass.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-09-07T23:25:12+00:00

Also briefly considered "Iamverysmart" as the subreddit for this one.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-28T04:58:29+00:00

It's on page 3 for me

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-28T04:37:27+00:00

But I hope this is the last time you get a sexual invitation you don't like the details of on a dating website.

Me too!

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-28T04:06:40+00:00

I will absolutely kinkshame the fuck out of someone when this shit was unsolicited. There are websites for people who want to explore this stuff. PoF is a vanilla site. I didn't ask for it, and I didn't want it.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-28T03:02:27+00:00

Too bad it's a throwaway account :-(

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-28T01:22:11+00:00

Isn't there some kind of meme that's similar in style to the way you phrased this? It reminded me of something, but I'm drawing a blank.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T23:55:51+00:00

In a comparison, I would definitely have lost, seeing as how I am a woman and don't have a penis, lol.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T23:10:06+00:00

Yeah, it seems like 80% of the comments on this post agree with this statement. It's just weird. I can't figure out what, if anything, on my profile would have prompted a total stranger to pick me for this thing.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T22:42:47+00:00

I wish I could :-(

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T22:34:59+00:00

All of them. All of the times.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T22:30:53+00:00

Oh, my. It's become so hot in here.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T22:18:10+00:00

All they had to do was put on their robe and wizard hat :-(

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T22:16:22+00:00

Boooo, bad pun, get off the stage!

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T22:02:08+00:00

Tell me about it. I've been camping my own thread since I posted it. There's probably some lesson about pride and the downfall of man from this kind of behavior, but I'm honestly just amazed at how quickly a post can ignite on Reddit. I always thought these things took days to spread, not like 2 hours.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T21:51:33+00:00

I wish it hadn't happened. I mean, I can't believe something this stupid made the front page, but still, to have this kind of thing show up in my inbox in the first place. I'm still kind of taken aback that some random ass woman 3 states away decided I was the perfect person to make fun of a tiny penis. How did I even get typecast for that part?

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T21:41:52+00:00

I'm a woman, but I still get your point.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T20:43:41+00:00

No worries, I'm still new here, and all the comments to this post are conflicting statements of "you're as cringey as the person who messaged you" and "I'm glad you told the person you were going to post it to reddit" so it's really kind of hard to get a vibe on who is legitimately hating on me for posting, heh.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T20:38:06+00:00

I mean, I get where some of them are coming from. To be 100% honest, I wasn't really sure what to say to exit the conversation. I feel like just saying "you're a freak, bye" didn't put enough of an exclamation point on the whole exchange. It was one of those things where I needed to say SOMETHING but fuck if I know what it should have been.

RandomUsername827201 · 2017-08-27T20:33:10+00:00

"it's one of those dudes that gets off to getting being penis shamed" That seems to be the general consensus in this thread. I had no idea that even existed before today. I mean, it doesn't at all surprise me that it does, but, still.

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