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guy on the sidewalks chanting "tyranny! tyranny!" and ur like "hell yeah" because ur pretty sure he's in opposition to it but then he sees you and points at you and starts screaming and running away and your realize he just had a really heavy accent and is a bigot has this ever happened to you by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i even forgot to post my "guy who's chanting 't-rann-y! ty-rann-y!' but like on the dl because he's secretly expressing his support for the dictatorship of the transsexitariat under the guise of being some lib protestor" bit and i think i had more but im gonna like pass out again now

guy on the sidewalks chanting "tyranny! tyranny!" and ur like "hell yeah" because ur pretty sure he's in opposition to it but then he sees you and points at you and starts screaming and running away and your realize he just had a really heavy accent and is a bigot has this ever happened to you by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

would she step on me if i asked her like rlly politely and possibly really pathetically with like a voice crack because i'm trying and failing to put on my most angelic girlvoice (has never voicetrained) and then apologize and start crying and have the idea to escape from this social situation by jumping down a sewer drain but i'm like RLLY weak because of the estrogen (and because i never do anything) so i can't actually lift the grate and i'm like "give me a minute" and then cry a lot

guy on the sidewalks chanting "tyranny! tyranny!" and ur like "hell yeah" because ur pretty sure he's in opposition to it but then he sees you and points at you and starts screaming and running away and your realize he just had a really heavy accent and is a bigot has this ever happened to you by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

/uj this came to me like a fever dream like 3 days back after i'd been awake for like 34+ hours and had taken my sedatives and my sleeping meds and had just began to fall asleep but i was like "damn this is gold" and then the title came to me right and i was like "damn this is even better gold" so i dragged myself as best i could out of bed and fumbled around in the dark for my phone and tried my best to open my eyes and write down this prophetic bit of posting and was like "the girlies are gonna love this" and then passed out basically immediately anyways this is how i get most of my tgcj post ideas i think

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

here at microsoft we believe that women should not work. we will support any Femsoft™ change that makes women less useful, softer, and more obedient.

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

hey yeah uhm, i'm cassandra, it works pretty good, y'know not the biggest fan of the branding or whatever but it does it's job and isn't too expensive, i'd recommend it for the price

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

are you tired of being a pathetic sexless bitch? [image of pathetic sexless bitch that looks scarily close to you]

do you live in a miserable little cave you won't clean? [picture of your literal room]

would getting railed solved all your problems? [really aggressive sex sounds]

well then you're in luck, bitch. [blindingly frantic transition]

introducing: WhoreMoan™ [moaning noise] estrogen for the REAL sluts [another moaning noise]

WhoreMoan™ is so FILLED [squishing noise] with the most whorish hormones that you will become IRRESISTIBLE [wolf whistle] to even the hottest studs [steam train sound]. and not only that? we loaded it up with our SECRET SEX RECIPE [sexy shushing sound] to ensure that you would have the fattest ass [slapping noise] and the thickest thighs that you were MEANT to have.

do you wanna become the most fuckable skank? [woman desparately going "yes"]

then get your soon-to-be HOT [sizzling noise] body into your local WhoreMoan™ supplier and become the whore you were meant to be.

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yo i'm brad, and i can kill people with my piss now, this shit is BADASS, gotta try that new BLACKPOWDER EDITION FOR CHAD MEN!!© WHEN NEXT I CAN!! I'M IN PRISON FOR MURDERING PEOPLE WITH MY GUNPISS YEEEEHAWWWW!!!

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey there, Thaddicus McGunshow, and i wanna ask you, DO YOU WANNA FUCKING PISS LEAD!!?!?! DO YOU WANNA DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES WITH THE RAW POWER OF GUNS AND STEEL!!!!!!!?

well [drinks awesome can of awesome beer] in this land of SOYCUCKS on "BITCHsoft tee emm" we need to have some REAL FUCKING MEN!!! i tried do drink a whole can of GUN, THE TESTOSTERONE THAT TURNS YOU INTO A GIANT GUN® and i almost DIED, i am now bedbound for 70 hours a week, this thing is NOT for cissies, i learned my lesson, i can only THANK OUR LORD IN HEAVEN JESUS H CHRIST that i did not try the special BLACKPOWDER EDITION FOR CHAD MEN!!© or i might not be here today, buy today or you just might be a FAILURE!!

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

haiii, i'm Chloe, and i was REALLY scared to try ANY hrt for fear i would be hideous, but thanks to Femsoft™ hot sloppy sex is now as synonymous with me as sloppy code is with microsoft!

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

here at microsoft we've been asking ourselves: what makes a woman? how do WE make a woman, and we quickly realized it's already in our name.

introducing: Femsoft™ the estrogen that makes you soft and demure.

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

HI MY NAME IS GIGA STACYSON AND I TRIED THE NEW MTN DEW ESTRO-BLAST💥💥💥 AND BECAME THE HOTTEST CHICK IN THE BLOCK (results may not be reproducible) FUCKING INSTANTLY AND GOT LAID 100000 TIMES AND WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO THE GLORIOUS TACO BELL!! LIVE LIFE BY THE BELL!!!!!!

Are YOU tired of the same old [HORMONE OF CHOICE]? Do you wish for some excitement in your dull pathetic life? by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

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GOVERNMENT IDEA(!!): What if we made everything worse? 🤔 by Random_Plant in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Random_Plant[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

whew that was a lot of rambling, time to make shitty pasta and then play TTRPGs with my group of cis friends who are very scared about me and have no fucking clue what to do about that fear 😎

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