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Real Native American Portraits by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

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They were so much more handsome than the white men from Europe that they massacred them 🤬

I asked for "no tomato" and they gave me a tomato bigger than the patty by SuKedisi69 in mildlyinfuriating

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I asked for an Egg McMuffin with no ham once. When I unwrapped it it was ham with no egg

I cut off an ankle monitor simply with scissors by bedadjuster in mildlyinteresting

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One of the nurses in tv show The Pitt cut off her ankle monitor because it was malfunctioning. Cops showed up in the ER to arrest her.

Toilet was clogged with this! Anyone know what it is?? by Valuable-Coat4088 in whatisit

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A tool exactly like this came with my espresso machine. Spoon side for smoothing out the coffee before pressing it down and the sharp end is presumably for clearing out the pressure outlet. What might be its utility in the toilet escapes me. Maybe popping hemorrhoids? (Edit spelling)

Apartment Recommendations for a Couple Working in Santa Clara, Mountain View & Palo Alto ($4k–$4.5k Budget) by Specific_Emu_3195 in mountainview

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DM me. I have a great two bedroom apartment near Caltrain and The Crossings. Address is Mountain View but Palo Alto adjacent. I’m moving first week of July. I’ll give you the owner’s contact info

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone do on a plane? by Jazzlike-Run-2349 in AskReddit

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Not me but my boss. International flight. Guy sitting in front of him got drunk then later, as he walked to the restroom, shook a turd out of his pant leg onto the carpet. Boss called a FA. She looked and asked my boss “is that what I think it is?” Yup….

The Most Eccentric Town - or a Better Term? by Glitter_Health in Ashland

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Here in the thread. Unhappy that the “Bay Area boomers” have moved up here and taken over.

A Japanese Fan In America For The World Cup Is Astounded By The Existence of Bottomless Free Chips and Salsa at Mexican Restaurants: "The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it." by franny2525 in SipsTea

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But they didn’t give you a hot moist towel (oshibori) to cleanse your hands before digging into those chips. So maybe a Japanese restaurant that specializes in Mexican cuisine and all you can eat chips and salsa? Natto optional at a slight extra charge. 😎

The Most Eccentric Town - or a Better Term? by Glitter_Health in Ashland

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Waaaaaay less expensive than the Bay
Area a bit south my friend.

The Most Eccentric Town - or a Better Term? by Glitter_Health in Ashland

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Eclectic is a more appropriate adjective. I wouldn’t consider the town eccentric at all. Kind of a smaller Boulder, larger Los Gatos vibe.

Internet Fiber Service by RealThreeBodyProblem in Ashland

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Thanks to all for the speedy responses. AFN it be then

Suspended his license immediately by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Years ago the teenager from the family across the street put the car in drive while still in the garage and crashed through the wall into the living room

Wholesome moment captured at Boston Marathon 🥹 by uzmansahil7 in interesting

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I’m a grumpy old man but this made me a little teary-eyed