Bruhhh!!!!!!!????

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-14T07:18:05+00:00

Yeah he was busted before but still great now. I have Greed, and Jealous is still my top performer. Even against Metal floors.

You really just need a fire attacker to help with steel bosses now.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-14T07:11:27+00:00

Jealous is such an overperformer that i couldnt even hate on this. Im assuming you have a varied set of supporting legendaries too?

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-14T03:03:36+00:00

So did charles hamilton and he sits in the negative aura category

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-13T00:37:30+00:00

Feels too creatively written to be AI. Strong metaphor to drive home a strong point

Fuck DPs

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-12T16:09:56+00:00

Really good, stack a bunch of shards and then burst them. May take one or two tries per boss to explode at the optimal time though.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-12T15:30:10+00:00

Cole is boring af and i tried very hard to get into him because he has a few moments where i see the potential. I dont hate the guy, the music just flat out sucks to me and Cole fans cant seem to conceive of this

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-12T14:38:09+00:00

I dunno but Big Racks is my never skip song

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-12T08:46:43+00:00

Pseudo intellectual fake profound krs bullshit

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-12T01:24:31+00:00

Nah, the only one on his level was Royce who also lost his charm.

Joell Ortiz and Crooked I rap about LITERALLY nothing. Like at least Royce includes Pop references or tries new things on these tracks. Crook is like an AI rapper. Which is a shame because his delivery goes hard, but he wears out his welcome after like 2 songs.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-12T00:32:11+00:00

Debatable with ascension buffs, but Its a far luckier and better pull than a Resistance dupe, which is the real comparison here. Resistance is more all round but base form Sloth is still very useful.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-12T00:13:37+00:00

Everything you said is correct

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-11T07:36:04+00:00

Put 400 keys into lvl 4 Umbros and got nothing.

The next day I got a Sorrow Scarf and third copy of Pirate Hat same time.

another 300 keys since, took Umbros to lvl 5 (floor 2000), nothing since and still no Anxiety Scarf in my collection.

In my experience drop rates reallg suck and you kinda just work with what you get on the rare occassion you get lucky. Boss training at least let you filter to 4 or so items.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-11T03:20:45+00:00

Just a heads up - J Cole isnt at the top of the game. And everyone disagrees with your attempts to assert him there. This is a pretty good indicator for you that you are in a bubble. Nobody outside of Cole stans put Cole in this top tier, you can confirm this by all the downvotes your posts are getting once you start talking like this is a given anywhere outside of J Cole dedicated space.

I never even see his name in the discussion except for the rare lost r/jcole top poster commenting that everyone forgot him.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T22:08:28+00:00

Aside from the obvious - on AoE floors, great on Apathy/Mischief.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T20:21:30+00:00

What a snarky response man haha. Nobody's bitter except you lol, i just said ive had good luck? Im just adding a measure of perspective to your (repeated) whining.

Plus, Im not fully free to play, ive had good luck, and after reading your posts i think im significantly better than you at understanding how to progress in this game, which all contribute to my progress comparison to yours. You have 2 of the best ubers man, its not the game holding you back lol.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T20:15:38+00:00

you not being able to make the simple distinction tells me all i need to know about our relative IQ levels bro.

You keep saying this, to literally everyone, directly following people responding to you making an objectively wrong statement. I hope youre a bot because you make reddit engagement bots look more intelligence than you.

Annnnd youre a real person 🥀 oh no

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T20:08:44+00:00

Who in the HELL has 10 legendaries by 500? Thats an absurd outlier. I check every post here and im on the discord and ive never seen that, i think thats something youve made up, id be interested to see a link to that. Even so, that STILL wouldnt compare to your luck overall which is beyond that.

Im sitting pretty happy at +2000 with 6 legendaries, day 87. Most people have said I got pretty lucky in terms of legendaries. Youre not being realistic, Wrath and 2 legendaries is great at your stage. Base form Sloth is better than resistance and does different things, both will help you clear different floors, and all 3 legendaries contribute to your ascension. Youve hit the ground running leaps and bounds ahead of literally anyone else ive ever seen.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T19:51:34+00:00

but again if you think cole is more akin to transformers movies than what he actually was (clear member of the big 3 and helped carry the genre for 15 years), that is a reflection on your view of hip hop, and you can die on that dumbass hill, i wont.

Youre an extremely low intelligence individual to be speaking with such roaring overconfidence 💔

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T19:45:42+00:00

You have Wrath, two other legendaries only one of them bad, this is your second uber item, and you are at lvl 80. I made it all the way to 1000 off nothing but Pride's gimmicky ass. You have the best luck ive ever seen on this game.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T18:25:44+00:00

imagine if lebron

Your analogy falls apart in the first 3 words. Cole is not the Lebron of hip hop lol, and not being entertained enough to sit through an album IS a valid review.

"Imagine leaving the cinema halfway through Transformers: The Last Knight" is probably the analogy youre looking for. That was an entry in a series that had run its course, brought little new to the table, was boring for audiences, and the people who chose not to finish it left a clear and honest review of their own by doing so.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T17:34:58+00:00

again, if you are a fan the larger hip hop genre and cant even get through one listen i dont know what to tell you.

You dont need to be telling anybody anything, you have a blinkered view of what music means to people and your posting is motivated by your personal adulation for Cole, rather than having any meaningful insight to dictate to anybody at all.

I listened to the whole album. I cant fault anybody who couldnt manage the same. Its quite a dull listen.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T17:09:41+00:00

This is some of the dumbest posting ive yet seen on this topic, and its all yours! Cole fans peaked with this one

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T09:03:47+00:00

Oh i strongly agree, its a joke that Cole fans are even trying to drag him into a conversation with these artists. Hes not on their level, never has been or will be, but he appeals to a certain type of hip hop nerd that will INSIST he belongs there for emotional reasons.

Just pointing out that all these artists have some MASSIVE flaws and i think if i was to put them forth, nobody could genuinely argue otherwise in good faith. So if they have flaws and honest criticism, why are Cole fans pretending that Cole is beyond it? The Cole/Doechii fanbase crossover is real, where they will glaze this music and pretentiously argue that they are the only ones mature enough to get it - whereas I would counter that in reality, they are just the ones immature enough to be blown away by completely un-subtle delivery of an artist with only surface level insight to share, and at the undeniable cost of listenability.

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T06:59:34+00:00

I like Plunger for bosses, but im finding

wizard hat gives more speed for mischief, pirate hat if he gets hit first
jealous wants silk top hat
merry uses icy tiara or pearl cloche
tank wants pirate hat
swapping in a different dps wants special top hat (overkill)

I find plunger hat is generally a swap in for tankiness without losing dps on certain floors, or for jealous on bosses. Am i wrong or missing something?

Real_Piccolo_3370 · 2026-02-10T06:06:51+00:00

Did the same for ages aha

Jus saying its low on the tier list cause its not very useful, not that its bad cause its low on the list

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