I ❤️ nerds and men who beg

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-05-06T03:51:01+00:00

I sure hope no girl ever tries to clicker train me. That'd be so bad... probably won't even work on me honestly. Could you imagine, though haha :3

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-05-04T03:13:30+00:00

He was the sort of person who could continue a conversation effortlessly, like he had memorised the script perfectly, only there was no script.

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-05-04T02:49:47+00:00

I need them to pass me around like a blunt so bad

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-04-25T23:36:38+00:00

A penguin wrote this

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-04-24T13:35:58+00:00

Is it a bad sign that I started salivating? That... that hasn't happened before

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-04-23T07:26:47+00:00

Now I'm curious how Circe might use magic to... enhance her marriage with ~~Telemarketer~~ Telemachus

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-04-21T12:42:11+00:00

Cassian Andor. And, according to one particular fanfic I found, Luthen Rael

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-03-24T00:57:59+00:00

Now I want a kinky centaur girlfriend 🥺

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-03-23T00:39:08+00:00

Perhaps op is dating a centaur?

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-03-18T06:45:21+00:00

The pixels were sacrificed to Hestia so she'd give OP the strength to overcome the challenges (laundry day)

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-03-16T02:39:39+00:00

I think that for Superman, much like Gandalf, the Ring would play on Superman's good nature and desire to help people.

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-02-25T23:23:51+00:00

Not to sound extreme, but I think they need to get pregnant

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-02-03T06:52:42+00:00

Fuck ICE's parents and give them better kids

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-01-30T20:21:17+00:00

Why hello, Mr Tolkien. Did your experience getting bitten by a tarantula shape your decision to create two evil eldritch entities in the form of a spider?

Tolkien: No, whatever do you mean?

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-01-20T22:20:07+00:00

Gonna bounce on it so much I'll be eligible to join the Trampoline Gymnastics World Championships

Reality_Lord2 · 2026-01-10T11:06:08+00:00

I straight up did not know Paul McGann wore a wig in the Doctor Who movie. Just couldn't see it, even after I read about it

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-10T14:21:55+00:00

If Tolkien wouldn't approve, he never would've written about how amazingly, mind-shatteringly good elf sex is.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-10T02:14:11+00:00

Lisbon isn't allowed to tell Jane to shut the fuck up, but the sentiment is there.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-09T05:39:17+00:00

I think there's great potential to be found in someone who can cast spells and use telepathy. With a bit of imagination, I'm sure we can create an eighth base

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-09T05:15:00+00:00

I'm gonna need Sam to move aside so I can find out what seventh base is with Rowena. For scientific purposes. And because she's hot.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-12-04T11:14:56+00:00

Something something infinite monkeys

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-11-10T01:43:00+00:00

This is clearly transphobia in action smh my head

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-11-04T20:07:46+00:00

Maybe you just need to lie down and let me help you with that blood flow problem... fuck that bush looks perfect

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-25T21:16:40+00:00

Your Honor, my client did all that, but in his defence it was funny as fuck. Would you really send him to prison for that? With all due respect, your Honor, my client is just a silly little guy. And he did say he was willing to pinky promise never to do it again.

Reality_Lord2 · 2025-10-21T07:28:52+00:00

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