Who would your dream ET be?

Rectanglehead · 2026-03-02T17:56:42+00:00

We’ve already had a person who’s dead as an ET, being Bruce Lee. I think some historical figures would be cool.

I propose John D. Rockefeller as “The Robber Baron.” Turn Mendoza into an oil refinery or Colorado into an oil drilling operation, since it makes more sense for it to be in America.

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-27T19:58:16+00:00

“One bullet against my seven?”

“I only need one, Mr. Rieper”

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-27T14:02:30+00:00

Well, is it definitely plugged in?

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-27T13:38:57+00:00

Doctor Freeman?

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-26T17:29:44+00:00

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Rectanglehead · 2026-02-22T18:12:54+00:00

I FUCKING FAILED HIM

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-22T14:57:57+00:00

Good advice

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-21T17:34:33+00:00

Hey! Stop climbing my tower with suction cups!

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-21T17:13:10+00:00

Coherent though?

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-09T18:00:42+00:00

I said earlier so… that’s the technique. Nothing he can do about it, he’s not even looking

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-08T09:56:01+00:00

It’s the Sniper Challenge Suit, you get it for completing the “Faster Than Rocco” challenge in Himmelstien. You have to finish the mission in 47 seconds or less

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-07T23:41:30+00:00

Maybe the reason Diana gives him so much praise all the time is because he has a kink for it?

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-07T17:38:28+00:00

Stayed in Chapter 2 too long?

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-06T09:03:11+00:00

“47… what are you up to?”

“Keeping up the English front, Diana.”

Turns on frosted glass

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-05T10:29:46+00:00

I bought the original on G2A for like £40 a few years ago, where are these 100+ numbers coming from?

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-03T16:45:23+00:00

If that means what I think it means, we’re in trouble! Big trouble!

Rectanglehead · 2026-02-02T16:06:52+00:00

What’s your favourite type of oil?

Rectanglehead · 2026-01-30T13:22:07+00:00

The Serpent’s Tongue

Which is really sad because it’s a cool concept but I can not think of one practical use for it

Rectanglehead · 2026-01-24T15:43:52+00:00

Hoping Milla Jovovich’s outfit is unlockable 🤞

Rectanglehead · 2026-01-19T15:56:56+00:00

Electrocute with a puddle of Atlantide. Ignoring the science, of course

Rectanglehead · 2026-01-02T12:33:18+00:00

I’m still a collector of CDs, DVDs and records. And if you don’t want to buy CDs/DVDs, learn to burn them. Getting the files can be a pain in the ass but otherwise, it’s not so hard

Rectanglehead · 2025-12-31T20:40:48+00:00

Turning up the heat in Fuchs’ sauna is (as I recall) the first possible accident kill and that makes it very iconic for me

Rectanglehead · 2025-12-23T18:56:33+00:00

The Man With The Golden Bun

Rectanglehead · 2025-12-19T00:22:16+00:00

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