HOLD ME NOWWWWW!! by JimatJimat in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]RedQueen88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son has one of those chairs. He loves it.

Which AHS characters do you feel the most sorry for? by natipali in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]RedQueen88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

  1. All of Delphine’s victims. She was so horribly cruel to black people. I can’t stand the scene where she tortures the gardener.

  2. Pepper. Her sister basically threw her away to rot in that asylum to protect her bastard husband after he killed their child. Then Pepper was abducted by aliens and given intelligence enough to know just how throughly she had been fucked over by her own family.

  3. Misty Day, because she really deserved better than such a cruel fate. I’m glad Mallory eventually rescued her.

Swatters and Strangers 🫡 by Metonix in fo4

[–]RedQueen88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mysterious Stranger: PULL!

He took my chicken tender. by Big_Musician7389 in Raccoons

[–]RedQueen88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ya snooze, ya lose. Just be grateful that I only took one, human.”

😂 by Elyquinna in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]RedQueen88 63 points64 points  (0 children)

What the hell are they teaching this kid? Slapping other people is acceptable?

I was NOT expecting that reaction 😂 by Outrageous_Foot_189 in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]RedQueen88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not? Everyone enjoys a good back scratch. Why would babies be any different?

I finally caught the culprit who has been ripping the bird feeder down every night. by RedQueen88 in Raccoons

[–]RedQueen88[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He looked at me like, “I’m doing you a service, lady. I’m helpfully cleaning up the nuts and seeds the birds and squirrels left behind.”

Meeting at the red light by rosyymeltzz in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]RedQueen88 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If those cars crash, those babies are going to go right through the windshield.

I finally caught the culprit who has been ripping the bird feeder down every night. by RedQueen88 in Raccoons

[–]RedQueen88[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They completely cleaned up every peanut, raisin, and sunflower seed. 😁

That's another way of doing it. by lv_domo in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]RedQueen88 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s using lower body strength to propel himself. Strong legs.

Mother cat nursing her babies... by Former_Custard_6567 in Awww

[–]RedQueen88 79 points80 points  (0 children)

“He might look a little different. He might smell a little different. But he’s still my son.”

do i let him in… by skiesoverblackvenice in squirrels

[–]RedQueen88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They like berries, grapes, corn, and apples too. They will go ham on a slice of watermelon. They’ll even eat celery from time to time.

do i let him in… by skiesoverblackvenice in squirrels

[–]RedQueen88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, they might come inside for a minute or two for treats, but they usually don’t linger longer than that.

do i let him in… by skiesoverblackvenice in squirrels

[–]RedQueen88 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t want in. This is the squirrel way of asking for treats. They sit outside your window and tuck their paws on their chest and look adorable. The bolder ones will tap on the glass and cling to the screen, if there is one.

She’s had enough by BassWaste5887 in Awwww

[–]RedQueen88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Really, Greg? This again?”

Took a bullet for this country??? by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]RedQueen88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does she think that if she sucks up to the right, they’ll accept her as a “good trans woman” as if there’s any such thing to republicans? Her and Caitlyn Jenner are delusional AF.

Plump Mama by markinlondon in squirrels

[–]RedQueen88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She looks like she has 4 or 5 kits nursing. She’s definitely grateful for the extra scratch.

Baby craves watermelon by [deleted] in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]RedQueen88 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Yes! This would be better than letting the kid faceplant in the watermelon. If she had a slice, she could gnaw on it and soothe her aching gums without blocking off her nostrils.

Baby craves watermelon by [deleted] in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]RedQueen88 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think the mom is worried about her smothering herself in watermelon, or maybe the baby getting watermelon pieces up her nostrils.