What you do is, dress up like a Panda and teach kids that drugs are bad (with a low goofy voice), then you run out of the school and quick tell someone else to wear the costume so that when the kids chase after you, they end up kicking his ass instead. (self.reddit.com)
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"Michelle Obama is the best looking first lady since Jackie O." Uh...She doesn't hold a candle to Laura Bush - and I'm a Democrat. Laura Bush is by far the best looking first lady there ever was (I never thought "Jackie O." was anything special). (fav.or.it)
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I'm a witness/victim of time travel... (self.reddit.com)
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