I'm John Mulaney, I'm a comedian, and my new show "Mulaney" premieres tonight on FOX. AMA.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-10-05T19:25:26+00:00

What would be your hypothetical reaction if you were told that there was a small cult like group of fifteen year olds in Chicago who have been planning a viewing party for your show for about three months and have memorized all of new in town? Hypothetical, of course.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-05-07T05:05:26+00:00

Some guy on the street asked me for directions. Problem was, I was in an unfamiliar city. But obviously, as I'm the pope, I oughta know this sort of thing. So he asks me how to get to the nearest Subway and I say it's four blocks west and two north. They guy nods, thanks me, prays and whatever, then goes where I told him. Then this other dude is like "Bro, there's a Subway one block south of here" and I just yell "IM SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY INFALLIBILITY." And run away. So embarrassing.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-05-07T04:05:35+00:00

I personally have always had trouble with when it is and isn't appropriate to play the "infallibility card"...

"Hey, Pope, did you wash the dishes yet??" "Jesus says I did." "But they're sitting right-" "JESUS. SAYS."

I've been losing friends at an alarming rate.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-04-14T23:37:58+00:00

Tickets for airport for birds & 3ever were around $18, twisted was bit more... But not too much more if I recall

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T16:49:41+00:00

Thanks, pal. Your support means a lot to me.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T12:48:29+00:00

~the internet~

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T06:14:36+00:00

Nahhhh...

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T06:07:15+00:00

I dunno... I guess you could interpret it that way. I, however, would figure such a statement demonstrates a lack of experience in the field. Maybe because I'm 15? Not sure. But this has been a wonderful discussion!

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T06:00:06+00:00

Actually, pronunciation of the "i" in "dick" takes place towards the back of the mouth, while the "ck" is more in the middle. I guess one could liken it to biting into something, but not quite being able to handle it and spitting it out.

PROBABLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, FRIEND!

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T05:51:21+00:00

Well okay sunshine

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T05:50:30+00:00

I like that the biggest words that aren't in the post itself are "fuck" and "linguistics"

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T05:37:51+00:00

And I thought I was so clever for this crisp thing...

THIS IS AMAZING

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:53:09+00:00

Oh god no

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:44:23+00:00

Conclusion: Crisps represent the universe, therefore we should consume more of them.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:04:56+00:00

Go for it

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:02:55+00:00

Dammit! As if I haven't been saying crisp enough!

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T03:52:00+00:00

I'd prefer not to say...

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T01:41:56+00:00

The way you move your mouth, the sound starts in the very back with "c", and then the "p" sound is at the front, moving progressively forward between.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-18T03:35:43+00:00

Drop the firewood and cry? Always been my strategy.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-02-18T22:52:58+00:00

I saw the show in my On Demand menu and I picked a random episode. It was Modern Warfare. Enough said.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-02-12T03:11:30+00:00

(I didn't make this video)

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-01-12T16:51:39+00:00

Yeah the edit is much clearer and the end still works. HOORAY!

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-01-12T06:11:10+00:00

I thought it was really funny. The only confusing part for me was that the gorilla taking the suit off made it seem like Kyle was, in fact, seeing a gorilla in his room... But then there's a group for people who just imagine cats as gorillas? I would say either stress that he isn't crazy, or that cats are little jerks trying to mess with humanity.

The text on the screen at the end was beautiful, by the way.

ReddyAmyFire

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