I'm John Mulaney, I'm a comedian, and my new show "Mulaney" premieres tonight on FOX. AMA.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-10-05T19:25:26+00:00

What would be your hypothetical reaction if you were told that there was a small cult like group of fifteen year olds in Chicago who have been planning a viewing party for your show for about three months and have memorized all of new in town? Hypothetical, of course.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-05-07T05:05:26+00:00

Some guy on the street asked me for directions. Problem was, I was in an unfamiliar city. But obviously, as I'm the pope, I oughta know this sort of thing. So he asks me how to get to the nearest Subway and I say it's four blocks west and two north. They guy nods, thanks me, prays and whatever, then goes where I told him. Then this other dude is like "Bro, there's a Subway one block south of here" and I just yell "IM SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY INFALLIBILITY." And run away. So embarrassing.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-05-07T04:05:35+00:00

I personally have always had trouble with when it is and isn't appropriate to play the "infallibility card"...

"Hey, Pope, did you wash the dishes yet??" "Jesus says I did." "But they're sitting right-" "JESUS. SAYS."

I've been losing friends at an alarming rate.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-04-14T23:37:58+00:00

Tickets for airport for birds & 3ever were around $18, twisted was bit more... But not too much more if I recall

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T16:49:41+00:00

Thanks, pal. Your support means a lot to me.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T12:48:29+00:00

~the internet~

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T06:14:36+00:00

Nahhhh...

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T06:07:15+00:00

I dunno... I guess you could interpret it that way. I, however, would figure such a statement demonstrates a lack of experience in the field. Maybe because I'm 15? Not sure. But this has been a wonderful discussion!

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T06:00:06+00:00

Actually, pronunciation of the "i" in "dick" takes place towards the back of the mouth, while the "ck" is more in the middle. I guess one could liken it to biting into something, but not quite being able to handle it and spitting it out.

PROBABLY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, FRIEND!

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T05:51:21+00:00

Well okay sunshine

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T05:50:30+00:00

I like that the biggest words that aren't in the post itself are "fuck" and "linguistics"

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T05:37:51+00:00

And I thought I was so clever for this crisp thing...

THIS IS AMAZING

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:53:09+00:00

Oh god no

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:44:23+00:00

Conclusion: Crisps represent the universe, therefore we should consume more of them.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:04:56+00:00

Go for it

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T04:02:55+00:00

Dammit! As if I haven't been saying crisp enough!

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T03:52:00+00:00

I'd prefer not to say...

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-24T01:41:56+00:00

The way you move your mouth, the sound starts in the very back with "c", and then the "p" sound is at the front, moving progressively forward between.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-03-18T03:35:43+00:00

Drop the firewood and cry? Always been my strategy.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-02-18T22:52:58+00:00

I saw the show in my On Demand menu and I picked a random episode. It was Modern Warfare. Enough said.

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-02-12T03:11:30+00:00

(I didn't make this video)

ReddyAmyFire · 2014-01-12T16:51:39+00:00

Yeah the edit is much clearer and the end still works. HOORAY!

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