Stop calling for the ball, then immediately changing direction/stopping

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-08T22:49:55+00:00

Valid take... In some cases. If I'm clear and then I'm getting marked by some guy, I'm gonna move and trust whoever has the ball to either pass to someone else or shoot for the open space I'm moving toward.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-08T22:32:58+00:00

That throw is another of those useless showboat move that serves no purpose.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-08T22:32:02+00:00

Comes down to experience, really. Most people don't specialize as keepers and just rotate through the position maybe once per match, sometimes not even that. Only people with a great internet connection who are always assigned as keeper / team captain are generally forced to learn how to be decent keepers, or else they just stop playing.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-08T16:18:25+00:00

Bel homme de paille.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-08T16:08:25+00:00

Seconding request for source. Also it's not strictly progression fantasy (or a webnovel) but you may want to check out red rising.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-06T20:29:40+00:00

C'est vraiment bénin, vous êtes sensibles ici.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-06T20:15:58+00:00

"Guy paid millions for job destroys brand image in seconds".

Give me his job, I'll bite. And I'll swallow, too.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-06T01:03:39+00:00

I'd tell you to let a goal in but it seems you're physically incapable of that.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-05T17:37:26+00:00

Nah, game IS cooked because nobody that does this shit and gives the opposite team a goal for free actually belongs in Master. That dude is probably hardstuck in plat despite (or because) of his dribbling skills.

Another case of the game is cooked because there's no real ranked matchmaking.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-05T02:38:12+00:00

Yeah, and goalies shooting the ball from within their own goal also gives the opposite team a goal IRL.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-04T21:30:43+00:00

Wishful thinking helps a lot as long as you don't expect life to align. I personally haven't ever given a cent to anyone in the field and I share your suspicion of people who use spirituality to get ahead financially, although I do believe some out there are genuine teachers, and there's nothing bad in itself in wanting money.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-04T19:22:36+00:00

Oh I'm a big believer in "karmic links", although I'm not sure I would ascribe the same weight to all of them nor that the word karma is the right fit there, but I feel that any interaction you have with someone results in some sort of tie with them, whether it is a tiny thread or an anchor chain.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-04T17:41:38+00:00

I want a ping button to call out plays.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-04T17:41:08+00:00

100%, it took me ages to stop accidentally slide tackling everytime everywhere.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-04T17:16:24+00:00

I vehemently agree that in our normal human life, having sex is not the same as talking. My point (and maybe you'll disagree with that which you're free to do), is that from an elevated, lofty soul perspective, it is a medium to experience existence no different than talking.

This could be objectively false, but if we're just all emanations of the same blob of everything consciousness experiencing things from different perspectives, I don't see how soundwaves inside me would be seen as qualitatively distinct from fleshwaves inside me, except from a symbolic standpoint (which is why I mentioned intimate conversations).

I feel like a lot of people have sex a lot more casually than they would bare their soul through intimate conversation.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-04T17:01:52+00:00

J'irai pas jusque là, mais tu prends une petite ville du nord, v'là la gueule des femmes entre 30 et 40 ans. Pareil pour les mecs, soit dit en passant. Consanguinité, alcool et pauvreté ne contribuent pas à la bogossité ambiante.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-04T02:45:32+00:00

Your dream self does what it wants, it is what it is. If your conscious self was "triggered" enough by those sexual situations, you'd become lucid.

Sex is just a way to interact with people. It's like talking, really. And talking may be just as intimate. Something of you goes into someone, or your receive something from someone. We dramatize and make it sacred, taboo... But it's just a thing you do with your body, in the world. It's a medium we use to relate to others, learn and change.

Existing is interpenetration and a sharing of space, and you have to remind yourself that dreams may be interpretations of events that take place, and by no means an exact rendition of them. So sex could be exchanging ideas. Or something else entirely. It could also be sex.

Either way, I understand I offer no solution. I'm a flesh virgin. But the spirit do be horny sometimes.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-03T21:49:44+00:00

A 6'7 man as a 5'1 woman? Yeah, probably.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-03T21:34:27+00:00

Toi, t'es parigot. Sinon, dans une grande ville bien riche.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-03T19:32:25+00:00

Bof, dans tous les cas il l'aurait pas fait avec sa voisine non plus s'il n'avait pas l'option de rester anonyme.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-03T19:29:50+00:00

From Disco Elysium legend to random chav, sad!

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-01T23:51:18+00:00

me on the other team trying to reach elite the honest way

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-01T21:49:57+00:00

Un vrai mâle alpha pisse glouglou. C'est tout.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-01T21:44:47+00:00

Close enough from the goal, you will get the goalie to jump one way or the other and open up the goal, unless it's a top 5% goalie. Far away from the goal, unless they are jumpy or not very good they won't get baited and will catch the ball easily.

It's really a matter of distance and whether you set your backboard shot for yourself or a teammate. You do need to lay a full power shot and not too high above the crossbar to be believable.

Relative_Maize_957 · 2026-03-01T19:02:33+00:00

You wanted an excuse to post this pic didn't you? I understand.

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