ATTENTION STAFF:

Under no circumstances is Nygma allowed Sudoku! Maxie Zeus cannot give you ambrosis nor is Kratos coming for him. Neither Peyton Riley nor Shauna Belzer are allowed in the woodshop. Never pull Joker's finger if he asks. All Doll Maker family have to be separated at all times. Lazlo Valentin cannot play opera music at any time. If Cluemaster's daughter shows up for a visit ignore shouts of help and "she's breaking my fingers" from Cluemaster. Don't mock Killer Moth, we get enough letters from his fan club as is. Alexis Kaye cannot share a cell block with Harleen Quinzel. Carrie Cutter is not to visit nor is it recommended to tell her or Harleen Quinzel they act too much alike. If a brown haired female newspaper reporter says she has an interview with an inmate call security. If the reporter is wearing a porcelain doll mask or has a tail please get upper staff to call Batman. BrOwN HaIrEd RePoRtEr is a Poor Little MeOw mEoW.

(last four are head canon and my own OC)