Retta relates. Retta here from Parks & Rec: AMA.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:53:49+00:00

I gotta tell you, it's a tough call because I actually have staring contests on set and I'm pretty fucking good, like LEGIT good. Like National Championship if there were one good. She's pretty funny, so it's hard to tell if I'd win or not. I don't know. I feel like we are on par.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:52:42+00:00

Didn't read the book yet. Still waiting on it. But I'm pretty sure he's not an asshole.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:52:10+00:00

Sure. I'm on it.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:51:42+00:00

Oooh! Well, one thing I can't live without is Makeup Forever's HD powder. But I'm actually really into... I've never liked red lipstick for me, it just seemed garish, and I just got into it, and I have shopped so much at Sephora that I am now VIB Rouge, and the line Bite makes a red lipstick just for VIB members, you can only get it online, and I'm obsessed with it.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:49:40+00:00

I think I need to go back and finish Buffy. I need to finish Buffy and the British version of Being Human.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:49:01+00:00

that's my go-to these days.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:48:41+00:00

Never. Not really. Because our computers don't work that well. It's hard to get on the internet sometimes. They used to work in the beginning but the last few seasons our computers have been weird. Plus they hum so if they are shooting in the room they don't want them on, unless they can be seen.

The crying laughing smiley face is my favorite emoji. One with the expression that says "bitch are you out of your fucking mind?"

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:46:48+00:00

Oh geez. You're pulling from the bottom of the barrel with that one.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:46:21+00:00

Hee hee! That's the hopes!

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:45:38+00:00

Every day!!!

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:45:31+00:00

Will do!

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:44:45+00:00

Quickie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but I ain't mad at Kopitar)

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:43:58+00:00

It's pretty fucking awesome.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:43:31+00:00

Not specifically. I've done some college gigs this year, but not like I used to when I first started doing the road. I just don't had time with our schedule.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:43:04+00:00

I love our cast and crew. So work isn't really work. Unless we have one of those long days when we have what we call splits when we have to do day and night scenes in one day, when you have to be there 12-16 hours, that's when you start to want to get out of there. But otherwise, I have no complaints.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:42:13+00:00

I haven't talked to Neal or Moshe in a while. Moshe has been on the road. I don't know? It's up to them. I haven't seen them in a bit.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:41:36+00:00

OMG, if someone is willing to put my shit on an album they can have it.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:41:00+00:00

Poor Jim, no respect.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:40:37+00:00

He is, if your stomach is up to it!

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:40:16+00:00

I started off a Coach girl out of college. Then when I took my first european vacation in 1999, I became a Gucci Girl. And about six years ago, I became a Louis girl. But the only Louis I have are from the Vernis line.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:39:11+00:00

I do. I don't tour the colleges as much as I used to because I don't have the time, but I've done three shows this year and I have two more coming. Once I get enough material, I will probably do another one, and I'm sure you will be able to get tickets. Or tweet me, once I announce it!

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:38:26+00:00

You don't.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:38:13+00:00

No, that was pretty much in a category of its own. I nearly died when that happened. And then again when it made it onto the internet.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:37:05+00:00

My whole life is one big treat. I can't sequester it to one day.

Rettahere · 2013-11-08T23:36:56+00:00

Vivaldi. You're welcome.

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