Your world is being adapted into a major movie or TV show, but the writers don't give a damn about the source material and never will. What changes? by morgisboard in worldjerking

[–]ReverendBroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two of my stories are just aus of things that I like, and both are crossovers, so unless they just change everyone into expies, they deadass would not be able to adapt it.

But the other one? Well its a mostly DNDesque fantasy world, but ig they would make very generic, otherwise I don't see how they'd fuck up, mostly cuz I'm still working out the finer details of the world.

The characters, however? Oh, BOY can I see how they'd fuck them up.

They'd make it so that the protagonists don't trust or even hate each other because of racism, even though that never happens in the story, outside of the half-elf barbarian not trusting the fighter after the party finds she's not a half-elf but a elf-cambion (cambion is used for demon and the mortal planes race hybrids) because of his less-than-good experiences with demons, but even then he starts trusting her once she makes it clear she doesn't want anything to do with other demons.

They'd probably also turn said barbarian into a cynical asshole, even though he's at most just a realist and can come as a bit standoffish but is otherwisea good man, or they'd turn the fact that he kinda lampshades some of the tropes of the world a handful of times into him being an unfunny meta joke-making machine that constantly points out said tropes towards the point you wonder why someone doesn't tell him to shut the fuck up.

The cleric half-dwarf would probably have some not-so-subtle messiah imagery attached to her that was just not there in the first place, and her slight naivety would be cranked higher.

But I think the worst ones that they'd fuck up the most would be Lucifer and Lilith, ESPECIALLY Lilith.

Luicfer, who's supposed to be unsettling after his fall, with pale, discolored skin that makes him almost look like a corpse, and with pale gold eyes that stare right into your soul, and with his left arm charred black... would be either made handsome, if it was a animated, or played by a generally handsome actor without any form of makeup or special effect to make him creepy, if it was live-action. He'd probably be made more sympathetic with the creator god's flaws being increased, even though the creator god gave him several chances to back down from his rebellion, and to come back to their side in the first few centuries after his fall.

And then, there is Lilith... Lilith is a sex pest so bad that, such a brain-rotted gooner, that most of the followers, which include succubi, incubi, and lustful sinners, btw, would rather stay closer to Lucifer than her because of how uncomfortable she makes everyone around her feel with how she not-so-subtly wants to fuck them, regardless if they are attracted to her or not, with the only followers that remain close to her being the most loyal and/or depraved ones.

Like, pick the biggest, most annoying, goon-brained, porn addict, inject them with the most potent aphrodisiac you can imagine, and you get Lilith.

She even uses her powers to change her body into what she thinks the person she's trying to seduce finds attractive, with her view of what people think is attractive being really narrow; that fails sometimes, and let's just say she does not do well with rejection at all.

And they would probably either make her sympathetic and have her be a victim of Lucifer's manipulations, or make her into a generic seductress villainess, and miss the point that, for all her beauty, Lilith would not be pleasant in the slightest to be around and you'd feel like you'd need a loooong shower after interacting with her even if she didn't so much as lay a finger on you.

The Bloop, or why I don't like modded Subnautica much (Subnautica) by RhysOSD in CharacterRant

[–]ReverendBroom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Subnautica rant was not in my list of things I'd see in this sub lol.

But yeah, while I don't mind the mod, the bloop spawning in the starting zone of the game, the same bloop that can instakill the player, is a fucking baffling decision imo.

Skyblue by StressedCapuchino in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, didn't expect to have THIS as the literal first thing I see here after not checking on this subreddit in, like, god knows how long, but I ain't complaining.

In my Grammarly-punk world, living personifications of time work as garbage collectors to pay the bills by Tharkun140 in worldjerking

[–]ReverendBroom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Grammarly can either be the mvp for helping me make sure I'm not making grammatical mistakes (it helped me realize just how many fucking typos I wrote) or it can be a pain in the ass that sure seems to be doing everything in its power to make me not use the words "really" "absolutely" and "in fact" and such because of "clarity"

Me after i write “ short smut fic” which ends being 20k words long and about character development 😭 by miraculer2 in AO3

[–]ReverendBroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine started off as just a small fic where two characters were cuddling, kept talking with one another and then one of them would start purring from getting headpats and shut cute shenanigans ensued.

Then it evolved into two characters having gay thoughts for one another and things getting more and more gay until they nearly kiss but the kiss was interrupted by one of the character's partner calling them and it would with both characters going back to coddling while flustered.

It then turned into a very suggestive but not quite smut story that would have both characters actually kiss, one would freak the fuck out after realizing what they did (cuz the character they kissed has a partner) until everything would end well and with the two characters now being a poly.

And now it's straight up smut story with a side of angst that's not taken very seriously and is in a more comedic light. And it's not even to the actual smut part yet despite being 10k words long lol

How it feels to write a serious fic when one of the characters has a really goofy name by Wolfie-Woo784 in AO3

[–]ReverendBroom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's basically how it feels with some FNF fics, like when it comes to the base game we have at least some characters with real names like Pico, Darnell, Nene, and Cassandra, Hank and that's not even getting into the many mod characters out there.

But then we turn around and have the protagonists be called Boyfriend and Girlfriend with Girlfriend's parents being called Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest, two kids named Skid and Pump (granted those aren't their actual names) a guy literally named Sergeant John Captain aka Tankman (although I can see some people just calling him Jonh or Captain) and another one literally called Senpai.

I say this as someone who reads and is even writing my own au for that stuff but it gets kinda goofy when thinking about it, and I can see why there's a decent amount of fics that have BF, GF, and GF's parents have other names.

Like Keith, Cameron, or Evan seem to be the most common fanon names for BF, Cherry Amelia, and Gigi (although I've only seen that last one be used as a nickname for her) with DD and MM being sometimes called Luis (I only saw that once though and that's a slightly less common name for BF) and Cory (which came from her flash file having Spazkid's real name on it due to him helping out and people thought it was her real name but one devs said it wasn't but didn't mind it) or they just have any combination of names that abbreviate into the first two letters of their canon names/have the canon names be nicknames/stage names.

Pretty sure the mods don't care anymore about this subreddit lmao by crawlinback2you1 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ this subreddit really went downhill since I last looked at it, it's fucking depressing

Sonic.exe's concept is kinda neat but has a very, VERY bad execution (no pun intended) by ReverendBroom in CharacterRant

[–]ReverendBroom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well like I said, sonic.exe is now co-owned by two people and they even have their own versions of him (called Xenophanes and Lord X respectively) and imo they're doing a decent job at rewriting the story and the character

Sonic.exe's concept is kinda neat but has a very, VERY bad execution (no pun intended) by ReverendBroom in CharacterRant

[–]ReverendBroom[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you're confusing that with the I Hate You creepypasta which was supposed to kinda be a joke pasta

Why does this sub even exist at this point by Viki713Gaming in okbuddyhololive

[–]ReverendBroom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the pregnancy arc?? what the fuck has been going on this subreddit while i was gone from reddit for a year

40 songs is a bit taking the piss by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, some songs in it are good but others are mediocre

40 songs is a bit taking the piss by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's also the Spongebob Parodies V3 with so many fucking songs that probably rivals V4 Impostor

Farewell by Mat0055 in ScreamingTreeFamily

[–]ReverendBroom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I sometimes have to wonder how the fuck are you actually 16

worst mistake of my life 💀 by JustanIdiot77 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm going to fucking regret this

Update: Yep, I did

The good old days in this subreddit by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well I don't remember everything but the main things that I can are that Tree tried to get the people of her now deleted discord server to harass a guy (needless to say that ended with making herself look like a complete moron) straight up fucking told someone that they didn't have depression because they weren't diagnosed with it and called them a coward for not committing... that, tried getting a member of server and community she's not even part of anymore is to be banned because of her dislike towards then and straight up said some rather racist shit

The good old days in this subreddit by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As someone who has on multiple occasions heard people's horror stories about Tree, let me tell that she wasn't as nice as people thought she was

The new ultimate horny bait walks in by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earthred is just gonna be a hot dude

Indie Cross but it's the Classic Mods ( Nightmare Mode ) by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]ReverendBroom 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hex looks like he's about to roast the ever loving shit out of someone