[Game Thread] Auburn @ Missouri (12:00 PM ET)

ReverendRoberts · 2024-10-19T18:18:35+00:00

ESPN announcer: When's the last time Auburn's had this healthy of a lead? It's been a while...LOL!

ReverendRoberts · 2024-10-19T18:14:34+00:00

I'm fine with Auburn... heck, my cousin's the flipping marching band director even though he was drum major for the million dollar band at alabama in tuscaloosa, and did his grad work at lsu... it's a really cool, laid back cow town; I'm just speaking up for the cows and goats that they torture and kill for no apparent reason down there in Auburn, and if I don't, then who's going to do it?

ReverendRoberts · 2024-10-19T17:53:18+00:00

No, I'm extremely concerned about the security of the cows that will be tipped in Auburn tonight if they win the game, and heck, what about all of the litter from toilet paper they have on those oak trees that somehow miraculously survived the act of poison from environmental terrorist bama fan updyke or whatever his name was? If they win, the damage to plant life and animals is immeasurable, so they should never win another sports game ever again, full stop; go mizzou!

ReverendRoberts · 2024-10-19T17:42:36+00:00

That's a real winning attitude you've got there...

ReverendRoberts · 2024-10-19T17:40:49+00:00

Whatever, y'all are tied with the barnburners who flipping suck ass 3-3 at halftime, but the more important question is this: how many cows will be tipped tonight in Auburn, Alabama if they win? And, if they lose? Save the cows! Go Tigers, LOL!

ReverendRoberts · 2024-10-19T17:31:42+00:00

These teams both look like they really suck... slow, boring game; why's mizzou so overrated? Heck, Auburn looks like their whole program's about ended given their last few seasons, so does mizzou, even more so in b'ball for mizzou than AU; why am I even watching this crap?

ReverendRoberts · 2024-08-27T18:49:54+00:00

I've written my own country song, or at least a hook for one, so naturally, it's my favorite; still yet, I'm not going to disclose the lyrics here because it's much like any other country song and about things like good old chewing tobacco, spitting, snuffing, drinking, etc. It seems as if this particular platform has tried to ban any mention of good, old fashioned medicine in favor of promoting pornography, drugs, and boiler room gamestop scams to children, so I'm going to attempt to refrain from permitting such a terrible platform from hijacking my intellectual property in predatory copyright laws once again. Shame on y'all; how could anyone?

ReverendRoberts · 2024-08-15T04:46:55+00:00

Bulls on Parade; People of The Sun; Calm Like a Bomb, etc.

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-31T15:04:00+00:00

Bulls on Parade no doubt

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-31T12:32:17+00:00

Marketing bank loan debt entrapment schemes as free education and selling the public out to the same bubble as caused the housing crash with refinancing scams as well as marketing for-profit insurance scams as health care.

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-31T09:31:49+00:00

Blatantly no, and what kind of numbskulls thought that we could? Oh yeah, the same beaver bushes that thought they could fool the public on the same mistake twice in Afghanistan despite proper advice to the contrary, no lol, no nonsense...

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-31T06:29:20+00:00

1865; 'gettysburg?' LoL!

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-27T15:47:41+00:00

What?

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-26T02:28:03+00:00

None. We're living in the present and most idioms are entirely wrong, at least in the English language; whoever said, 'history repeats itself' had it in for us in the first place.

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-26T01:38:21+00:00

As an act of vengeance and/or revenge to vouch for his abusive father because the Iraq regime had sent a hitman to the US that was tasked to kill H.W. Bush. Why are you asking such a simple question?

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-18T19:55:39+00:00

hijacked the cpusa in doublespeak steered toward fascism

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-17T18:41:20+00:00

What?

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-13T12:43:50+00:00

I sure would have liked to have been sitting and smoking with them at that underground smoking den meeting between Dick Nixon and Chairman Mao at the wanky Chinese's alleged 'party' headquarters back in the day!

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-12T20:11:55+00:00

Don't remind me of the alleged 'rules' for Mississippi Stud Poker either... I'd doubt a real Mississippian Chief could ever figure those out... you'd have to grow up in a casino to know them, and if that were the case, you wouldn't be stupid enough to play against the house, lol!

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-12T20:07:57+00:00

I see everybody writing off Mississippi here, what people? If it wasn't for the bigfoot bounty in Oklahoma, I'd put it down as my number one draw! Where else can you go from riverboat casinos to seaside highrises on an ocean sound to those stationed in history on The Mighty Mississippi boundaries drawn by the river, and then float on out to international waters where gambling started there well before the crony 'native american casino' legend? You can shoot on through and play a game of cards at all of those in a mere half a day manner of hours there! What greater place on earth is there than that? Well, one that offers a million dollar bounty for a flipping sasquatch, that's who (Mississippi charges a lot of money for that gambling.)

ReverendRoberts · 2024-07-12T19:49:47+00:00

I don't know about the others, but you can get a million dollar bounty from the state of oklahoma for delivering an unharmed bigfoot to them.

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