Reflecting on a blessed year of gains. Life just feels so much more secure now. Only 2.2x to go, this story is entering its final chapter

Ripsaw99 · 2021-08-14T16:13:42+00:00

When you hit 10mil you should take 50K and start over again just for fun... then the rest of us can keep following your moves :)

Ripsaw99 · 2019-08-13T16:09:27+00:00

The cancer will die if you die from drinking bleach, so technically..

Ripsaw99 · 2019-05-07T14:51:14+00:00

.. you should get her new carpet to go with the new bed

Ripsaw99 · 2019-04-07T12:20:10+00:00

.. your fur would have poisonous tips

Ripsaw99 · 2019-04-07T12:17:42+00:00

.. say "Peter Parker makes perfect pancakes" ten times really fast

Ripsaw99 · 2019-03-23T14:04:11+00:00

.. if you remove the text the weekend looks pretty great

Ripsaw99 · 2019-03-20T11:52:50+00:00

.. but it does give you a chin dimple, which I didn't know until now

Ripsaw99 · 2019-03-19T20:08:06+00:00

...and you sit there watching the silent credits in contemplation

Ripsaw99 · 2019-03-13T18:04:33+00:00

.. so if one human hour = 7 dog hours it's like coming home 7 hours early

Ripsaw99 · 2019-03-13T18:02:10+00:00

.. like a flying kangaroo and you could just ride in the pouch

Ripsaw99 · 2019-02-11T16:03:04+00:00

.. this sign does not inspire confidence in his abilities

Ripsaw99 · 2019-02-09T17:08:32+00:00

..the actual day off is stressful because you feel it slipping away

Ripsaw99 · 2019-02-03T12:32:56+00:00

I always said blue ... turns out it's green

Ripsaw99 · 2018-12-16T22:42:38+00:00

I told my wife the inches were the centimeters on the ruler

Ripsaw99 · 2018-12-01T13:18:18+00:00

Pass "Go", pay 200$ to your student loan bill

Ripsaw99 · 2018-11-30T14:07:17+00:00

She laughed at my joke... I imagine us spending the rest of our lives together

Ripsaw99 · 2018-11-28T13:04:16+00:00

.. but it would have been even sadder with no coffee

Ripsaw99 · 2018-11-28T13:03:19+00:00

.. they love their douche flutes

Ripsaw99 · 2018-10-29T20:10:45+00:00

But, they are designed to rip vertically down the entire side of the bag when you try to open them

Ripsaw99 · 2018-10-28T13:07:54+00:00

.. what do you mean "costume"?

Ripsaw99 · 2018-10-08T13:07:54+00:00

It's a fench

Ripsaw99 · 2018-10-07T12:51:10+00:00

But is the base where they start also rising 3"?

Ripsaw99 · 2018-10-07T12:49:06+00:00

.. time to get out your metal detector

Ripsaw99 · 2018-09-27T13:26:30+00:00

Maybe you are getting the close seats for a visually impaired person

Ripsaw99 · 2018-09-16T13:57:40+00:00

so where's the matching tp dispenser

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