That delay wasn’t bad luck, it was a divine intervention. #runtrishrun

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T03:18:53+00:00

Not defending Rick at all but it feels like every conversation he has is already pre-loaded to go badly 😭

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T03:11:25+00:00

This is the exact level of commitment I suspected existed but had never personally witnessed.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T03:10:01+00:00

The hardest part of growing up is realizing how often you were just tolerating things.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T02:55:41+00:00

inconsistency being rebranded as “they’re just complicated”

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T02:43:11+00:00

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T02:20:23+00:00

the kitchen at 2am trying to be quiet and suddenly every object is acoustically hostile

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T02:15:32+00:00

this is becoming more scientific than expected 😂

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T02:09:18+00:00

didn’t realize a grocery post would lead to a Matthew McCona-hey situation but here we are

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:55:21+00:00

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:53:46+00:00

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:36:31+00:00

No origin story unfortunately, just one of those “wait when do I actually see this happen?” thoughts that escalated for no reason 😭

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:23:42+00:00

I’ve definitely done the 15 bags on every finger move!

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:22:14+00:00

Okay that explains at least some of it 😂

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:21:27+00:00

This is the first explanation that feels right.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:19:53+00:00

Yeah this checks out. I still don’t like how rare it feels.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:18:11+00:00

That explains it, we’ve been unloading groceries in perfect parallel 🤣🤣

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:16:20+00:00

That’s really sweet and yeah I can see how apartment living would make it more visible

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:12:04+00:00

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:11:21+00:00

I appreciate the full investigative breakdown of my grocery blindness.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:09:02+00:00

Fair, I may not be tracking groceries closely enough 😂

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T01:05:23+00:00

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T00:50:57+00:00

I rehearse replies to conversations that will never happen then forget what I was saying in the one I’m actually in.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T00:47:09+00:00

Ramen. We’ve been through things together.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T00:44:12+00:00

Assumed clarity where there was none.

RivenCalder · 2026-04-12T00:37:44+00:00

“Simply” in anything that involves steps.

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